[Copypasta] Terminating your casual account

Brofist

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's a "brofist" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: Ｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｔｓＳｔａｖｒｏｓｔｈｅＦｒｕｉｔＳｅｌｌｅｒｆｒｏｍ the bazaar．Ｉ＇ｍｓｏｒｒｙｔｏｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｂｕｔｙｏｕ＇ｖｅｄｒａｉｎｅｄＧｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓｅｎｔｉｒｅｓｕｐｐｌｙｏｆＯｒａｎｇｅｓ．ＢｅｃａｕｓｅｏｆｔｈｅｒｉｏｔｉｎｇｏｎｔｈｅｓｔｒｅｅｔｓｗｅａｄｖｉｓｅｙｏｕｔｏｈｉｄｅａｎｙＯＪｓｕｐｐｌｙｙｏｕｍｉｇｈｔｈａｖｅｌｅｆｔ．ＷｅｃａｎｎｏｗｏｎｌｙｓｅｌｌｙｏｕＯｌｉｖｅＪｕｉｃｅａｎｄｔｈｅｏｄｄｊａｒｏｆＴｚａｔｚｉｋｉ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｇｙｒｏｏｕｚｏ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Yoda and his RNG wisdom

twitchquotes: <(-_-)> greed leads to the bad rng, the bad rng leads to the frustration, frustration leads to the mistake, and the mistake leads to the dark side <(-_-)>

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here. Just sending this message to make sure you are promoting our game via the fake questions we send you. Please answer two or three every hour. Make sure to only talk positive about our game otherwise you won't be getting your payment. Any violation of our terms and you can say goodbye to your sponsorship.Have a nice day!

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June 2017

Kripp

"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"

twitchquotes: "Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!" screams Kripp at the struggling mobile game dev who's game he is being sponsored to play. "How am I supposed to hit rank 1 without a massive head-start over everyone else!? I have to be able to brag to my chat about being #1 in every game I play!" The developer, scared, gives in to his demands. Business as usual for the Kripp.

twitch chat

November 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Terminating your casual account

Brofist

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

Yoda and his RNG wisdom

Hearthstone

Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here

"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"

sellout

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