[Copypasta] Kripp Jong Un

What's that?

twitchquotes: "Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"

twitch chat

May 2019

Kripp

The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed

twitchquotes: I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, it’s a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed, so you’re spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesn’t really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means it’s a pretty good pasta.

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Hey guys a little bit sick today

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper

Hey guys a little bit sick today ResidentSleeper

kinda tired cuz I didn't sleep well ResidentSleeper

gonna be another short stream ResidentSleeper

we're going to clear up some dallies on the free accounts first ResidentSleeper

we'll do some arena later ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

October 2015

Kripp

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: ᕕOpieOPᕗ ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐ，Ｃｙｂｒｉｘｈｅｒｅ．Ｊｕｓｔｗａｎｔｅｄｔｏｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ᕕOpieOPᕗ

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP

twitchquotes: ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Kripp Jong Un

What's that?

The pasta will be that pasta that you’ve spammed

Hey guys a little bit sick today

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP

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