[Copypasta] My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high

twitchquotes: My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don't feel stupid or insecure about this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don't have to bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.
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January 2019
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Having to call a judge ā€œyour honorā€ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)

ā€œYour Honorā€. I mean gimmie a fuckinā€™ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too? Iā€™ve seriously seen courtrooms where theyā€™ll say ā€œSirā€ and the judge will be like ā€œItā€™s ā€œYour Honorā€ young man!!ā€ Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use ā€œSirā€ like everybody else. Itā€™s some LARPING Iā€™d expect kids to do. ā€œOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!ā€ Shut up. EDIT: Iā€™m literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yā€™all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing. EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying ā€œitā€™s just a title, like Doctor!ā€. Judges have a title like ā€œDoctorā€, itā€™s called ā€œJudgeā€ - Doctors donā€™t expect us to call them ā€œThy Healerā€ or some crap like that.
August 2021

Dank memes

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Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

I donā€™t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereā€™s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canā€™t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyā€™re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iā€™m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iā€™m not being weird for it. Please tell me thereā€™s someone who feels the same thing
May 2022

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You offered me a snack but baby I want the whole kitchen

twitchquotes: Hey big sexy, @thijs looking cute today. Itā€™s me, Ricardo, your internet boyfriend. You offered me a snack but baby I want the whole kitchen. See you at the club later baby. <3
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May 2019
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You have to have a very high IQ to understand Bitcoin

sigh To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bitcoin. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investorā€™s head. Thereā€™s also Sitoshisā€™s free market outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance. The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bitcoin truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnā€™t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Satoshiā€™s brilliant programming method - the ā€œBlockchain,ā€ which itself is a cryptic reference to Haber and Stornetta's Merkle trees. Iā€™m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. šŸ˜‚ And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bitcoin tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Itā€™s for the ladiesā€™ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyā€™re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid šŸ˜Ž
September 2021

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