[Copypasta] My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high

twitchquotes: My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don't feel stupid or insecure about this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don't have to bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.
twitch chat
January 2019
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NOW WE RUCKUS

twitchquotes: (โ•ญเฒฐ ็›Šโ€ขฬ)/ NOW WE RUCKUS (โ•ญเฒฐ ็›Šโ€ขฬ)
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January 2015
Reynad

Hello I'm 13 year old from asia, name Lee Cheng Yun

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด ษชแด 13 สแด‡แด€ส€ แดสŸแด… า“ส€แดแด แด€sษชแด€, ษดแด€แดแด‡ สŸแด‡แด‡ แด„สœแด‡ษดษข สแดœษด. ษช ษดแด แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แดกสœส แด€สŸสŸ แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ แด›สœษชษดษข แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡แดsแด‡สŸา“? แดกสœส แด€สŸสŸ แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ sแด›แดœแด˜ษชแด… า“แด€แด„แด‡s ษชษด แด›สœษชs แด„สœแด€แด›? ษช แด„แดแดแด‡ สœแด‡ส€แด‡ า“แดส€ แด„สœแด€แด› แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€ส€แด…s ษชษด สœแด‡แด€ส€แด›สœsแด›แดษดแด‡, ษช แดแด˜แด‡ษด แด˜แด€แด„แด‹ า“ษชษดแด… แดษชสŸสœแดแดœsแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แดœsแด‡ ษชษด แดส แดขแดแด แด…แด‡แด„แด‹.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

twitchquotes: This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up. FailFish
twitch chat
January 2019

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I hate Twitch Chat

Fluttershy

โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
ascii art
November 2014

This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that perfectlyโ€
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

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Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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