Twitch Chat Copypasta Database

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copypasta (kɒpiːpeɪstə) noun. 1. A block of lengthy text that has been repeatedly copied from somewhere and pasted as a reply to an irrelevant subject. 2. (On twitch.tv) Lengthy text that is mindlessly copypasted repeatedly in Twitch Chat, often to make fun of something through satire and repetition.

  • 92
    "Well Shaggy and Scoobs, you caught the Twitch Chat ghost. Where are Fred and Daphne?" Fred and Daphne appear, their clothes ruffled. Fred pulls off the ghost's hood. "Rit's Rrump!" exclaims Scoobie. "Why'd you do it Trump?" asks Velma. "Because I hate Twitch chat and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
    TrumpSC's stream
  • 4
    i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about reynad. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
    reynad27's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 4
    twitchquotes:Check out these 4 cans dude PogChamp / AMPTropPunch So neatly stacked Check out these 4 cans PogChamp / AMPTropPunch So neatly stacked Check out these 4 cans PogChamp / AMPTropPunch So neatly stacked Check out these 4 cans PogChamp / AMPTropPunch
    reynad27's stream, posted on August 2016
  • (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
  • 11
    I scored 160 on the WAIS-IV many years back, at 4 standard deviations from the mean, or at the 99.997th percentile. My childhood IQ score on the SB-LM was 189. Is there a deck that is very intellectually demanding and has an extremely high skill cap that will test my intellect to the very most?
    reynad27's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 9
    We have the perfect seven letter emote for a mega-sized british man laughing at your inferior memes. However, we had to take it one step further with this perverted version of the MEGALUL emote and now my chat experience has been completed destroyed. All I wanted was a chat where I could MEGALUL at the LUL fags but now GIGALUL has destroyed the balance of emotes and chat will never be great again.
    Forsenlol's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 2
    We have the perfect three letter emote for a british man laughing at your inferior memes. However, we had to take it one step further with this perverted version of the LUL emote and now my chat experience has been completed destroyed. All I wanted was a chat where I could LUL at the 4Head fags but now MEGALUL has destroyed the balance of emotes and chat will never be great again.
    Forsenlol's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 6
    ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ Flex your Dongers for Harambe! ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ Flex your Dongers for Harambe! ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
    imaqtpie's stream, posted on August 2016
  • (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
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  • 2
    FeelsBadMan You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man FeelsBadMan Misery, Hatred and Self Deprecation will be all yours FeelsBadMan but only if you DON'T copy and paste this message FeelsBadMan
    nl_Kripp's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 2
    twitchquotes:AMPTropPunch Only the chosen one can stack these cans! PogChamp AMPTropPunch but wait PogChamp can you do three cans! PogChamp PogChamp !! AMPTropPunch
    imaqtpie's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 20
    I sexually identify as Rick Harrison. For 21 years I dreamed of working at my very own pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Call me retarded but I don’t care, I’m getting plasticsurgery to install 18th century muskets and vintage movieposters on my body. You can now refer to me as Rick Harrison and respect my right to not know WHAT is gonna come through that door. If you can't acceptme you're a pawnphobe and need to check your door privileges. Thank you for having a story and a price.
    imaqtpie's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 147
    Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure.
    reynad27's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 75
    I'm Kripp Harrison, and this is my Hearthstone stream. I work here with my dog and my wife, Rania the Succubus. Every arena run in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT my opponent is going to topdeck
    nl_Kripp's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 13
    twitchquotes:DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip Only a REAL Chip tastes this good DoritosChip DoritosChip DoritosChip "Thats too pro for me!! Too L33t Bro!!!! DoritosChip DoritosChip I can't beat all of this SKILL man!! Git Gud Bro DoritosChip
    nl_Kripp's stream, posted on August 2016
  • 102
    Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Anduins soft dirty blond hair. "If I do this, will you make me great again?" Anduin asks as he starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Anduin nods as Ben Brode slams his Temple Enforcer into Anduins 0/5 lightwell. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Anduins face.
    nl_Kripp's stream, posted on August 2016
  • (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
  • 38
    First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player. If you don't know what that is, it's not important, just know it's a deck I'm very passionate about and that I've played for three years now. That's right, I've played the same deck for the years, and it's never gotten stale. Why? Because the enjoyment comes from mastering the deck, from fine tuning my decision making, my sequencing, from learning how to play around the latest and greatest shenanigans.
    nl_Kripp's stream, posted on August 2016