[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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February 2020
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September 2021

An automated message from Blizzard Entertainment to Athene

twitchquotes: Greetings, AtheneLIVE! This is an automated message from Blizzardβ„’ Entertainment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstoneβ„’ AI has flagged your account due to an unusual number of ranked game losses. We recommend that you use the "Suggested Card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzardβ„’ Team.
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July 2014
AtheneLIVE

CLG needs the DongerKing

twitchquotes: Dear Qtpie. This is MonteCristo. I just want to tell you that we would love to have you on CLG as our new top laner. You have the best ognTSMrototations that I have ever seen and even better mechanicanics than Faker. And your hair will give CLG new strength to win worlds. Please call me. CLG needs the DongerKing.
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April 2014
imaqtpie

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Diablo 2 was great Kripp

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Diablo 2 was great Kripp, I especially loved the part where you mindlessly clicked in an endless, ball-numbing drone for hours on end as the screen flooded with indiscernible ***. (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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November 2014
Kripp

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

twitchquotes: β€œThis guy's vape is CRAZY!” VapeNation β€œMy vape can't win against a rip like that” VapeNation "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" VapeNation β€œHe ripped the only vape that could beat me” VapeNation "He ripped the perfect vapes" VapeNation β€œThere was nothing I could do” VapeNation β€œI vaped that perfectly” VapeNation
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March 2016
Kripp

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