[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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February 2020
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Ben Shapiro counts to one million

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Type Pepega to activate

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” TwitchVotes You have been gifted FREE BRAIN DAMAGE. Type Pepega to activateβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
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March 2019

Is KogMaw's passive account specific?

twitchquotes: Hi Michael, I saw Doublelift playing Kogmaw yesterday and he didn't seem to have the same cool passive you have. Was his game bugged or is the passive account specific?
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September 2017
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League of Legends

Hey Kripp, here's a "hug" for you

twitchquotes: (Ζ† ˘⌣˘(˘⌣˘) Hey Kripp, here's a "hug" for you. (˘⌣˘)˘⌣˘ C)
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November 2014
Kripp

This scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!

twitchquotes: ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šβ–€ ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ β€œThis scallywag's deck be kookoo bananas!” β˜‘ β€œMe deck can nae scourge tis deck!” β˜‘ β€œThis swab needed precisely them cards to send me deck to Davey Jones’ locker.” β˜‘ β€œHe top-pillaged th' only card on the high seas that could best me.” β˜‘ β€œThar was naught I could do.” β˜‘ β€œI weathered that perfectly” β˜‘ ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šβ–€ ΰΌ½ΰ­¨
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January 2015

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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