[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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February 2020
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini

twitchquotes: Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta."
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March 2016
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re so FUNNY ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ so quirky ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿคช so different ๐Ÿคฉabsolute crackhead energy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช comedic genius๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ˜‚ I literally canโ€™t โŒ breathe ๐Ÿ˜ญ iโ€™m crying dude ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ that was so hilarious ๐Ÿ˜† u really got the whole squad laughing ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ high IQ comedy ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  howโ€™d you come up with that ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚ really original work ๐Ÿ˜‚ never seen ๐Ÿ™ˆ or heard ๐Ÿ™‰ anything like that before ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ great ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ keep up the funnies ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‘ i love you ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜ youโ€™re my inspiration ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ if only i were as funny ๐Ÿ˜„ or smart ๐Ÿค“ or cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž as you ๐Ÿ˜” but its whatever Iโ€™ll continue to watch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ your content ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿคณ because it โŒNEVER EVERโŒ fails to make me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you ๐Ÿ™ for existing ๐Ÿ˜‡ and doing what you do โค๏ธโค๏ธ
April 2022

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Monkey D. Luffy

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ คโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ คโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฒโข‹โ โ ‹โฃ›โฃณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข€โ  โฃดโ —โข€โ ฅโ ‚โขโ คโ คโ คโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ›โ ›โ ‰โ —โ ’โ ฒโขคโฃ€โ € โ ฐโ ƒโ โ €โ ‹โก โ €โ ฎโ คโ คโ คโ คโกคโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฝโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก† โ €โ œโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข โฃคโฃ”โฃ’โก’โ ’โ ‚โ โ €โก€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโ € โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข„โกดโ ‹โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโกŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โก โ โ ‰โขธโฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ โ €โ €โฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ™โ ‹โ ดโ ›โฃฟโข›โกฟโ ฌโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˜โ นโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโก‡โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˜โ ‰โขฐโฃฏโกŠโ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ ˜โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ›โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโขฒโฃ„โ €โ ’โ ‚โ €โฃ€โขดโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃˆโ €โขปโฃฟโฃถโฃดโฃพโกŸโขธโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŽโ €โข€โฃ โกคโ ‚โข โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ™โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ ™โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‰โ ‰โข‡โ €โ ˆโก‡โ ˜โฃโ €โกฟโกฐโ €โ €โข€โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ —โ ’โขฟโก€โ ธโกˆโฃ โ งโ žโ ‰โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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May 2022

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Krippler and the Donger people

twitchquotes: Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Spider

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014
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