[Copypasta] Your cat is plotting to destroy you

twitchquotes: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day? Well, i've been plotting to destroy you. Sizing you up. Calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce. And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage you could be coughing up the cash for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem like meow
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twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Kripp, on behalf of the entire Greek country, I would like to thank you for single handedly restoring our economy with your endless supplies of salt. Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export. Most excellent, all hail Kripperino!
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Daddyโ€™s little tidepod

i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊ˆ๊’ณ๊ˆ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พ‰ยดใƒฎยด)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใ€‚ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปใ€‚)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ€€๏ผ›โˆ€๏ผ›) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ—///โ–ฝ///โ—) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
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Dongerino goes all bongerino didgeridoo over my keyboard

twitchquotes: ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ผŽ
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HADOUKEN

twitchquotes: เผผใคเฒ ็›Šเฒ เผฝใค โ”€=โ‰กฮฃO)) HADOUKEN
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