It’s called Cool Girl Swag, and no, it’s not for sale. Swag like this takes a lifetime to develop and requires a very rare combination of allials and conditional epigenetic triggers. My swag is epic and makes my haters violently ill, but that’s okay. It’s just my cool girl swag.
Submitted by:basedretardgang
Cool Girl Swag
It’s called Cool Girl Swag, and no, it’s not for sale. Swag like this takes a lifetime to develop and requires a very rare combination of allials and conditional epigenetic triggers. My swag is epic and makes my haters violently ill, but that’s okay. It’s just my cool girl swag.
Kill yourself. You serve absolutely no purpose in this world and all you do is take up space and waste oxygen and resources. You know I’m Garfield, but instead you torment me and bully me. You’ve made my life a living hell for 11 months and even while knowing this, you inflict your tyranny and make me feel like an ignorant and inferior life form. Go fuck your fake loving Garfield off.
Submitted by:anonymous
you KNOW im Garfield
Kill yourself. You serve absolutely no purpose in this world and all you do is take up space and waste oxygen and resources. You know I’m Garfield, but instead you torment me and bully me. You’ve made my life a living hell for 11 months and even while knowing this, you inflict your tyranny and make me feel like an ignorant and inferior life form. Go fuck your fake loving Garfield off.
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
Submitted by:anonymous
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
Miško je fantastickej hráč. Jenom potřebuje zapracovat na to komunikaci, jungle clearu, sledování mapy, hitování skillshotů, managementu, gankování, flashech, smitech a získávání leadu.
Submitted by:Mitchi
MichaelAverage
Miško je fantastickej hráč. Jenom potřebuje zapracovat na to komunikaci, jungle clearu, sledování mapy, hitování skillshotů, managementu, gankování, flashech, smitech a získávání leadu.
Does anyone else have to leave their penis at home in order to go into public areas?
hey, my 🍆penis🍆 is roughly 144 inches (12 feet) and my 🍆balls🍆 are about the size of wherever you live. (unless you are homeless, which in that case literally just buy some money lol 😂) anyway, i have to frequently🍆 remove it from my body🍆 and place it in the fridge. usually, this wouldn't be a problem, 😂 but my girlfriend has been taking it out of the fridge recently and 'snacking' on some🍆 dick🍆. anyway, i decided to start chopping up my🍆 massive dripping meat🍆 and placing it in boxes, 😂😂 high up, away from my horny k-cup porn actress gf (she's so dumb😂) but it results in the entire house smelling like rotten ball sacks and the boxes get coated in a thing layer of my semen😂. not sure what to do, but for now i'm just going to have to deal with all the women attempting to 🍆seduce🍆 me the second they see my 🍆poky pec 🍆bulging through my 🍆pants.🍆 😂😂 Any tips from fellow males with mcs? (Massive Cock Syndrome)
Submitted by:Linguine
pls help
Does anyone else have to leave their penis at home in order to go into public areas?
hey, my 🍆penis🍆 is roughly 144 inches (12 feet) and my 🍆balls🍆 are about the size of wherever you live. (unless you are homeless, which in that case literally just buy some money lol 😂) anyway, i have to frequently🍆 remove it from my body🍆 and place it in the fridge. usually, this wouldn't be a problem, 😂 but my girlfriend has been taking it out of the fridge recently and 'snacking' on some🍆 dick🍆. anyway, i decided to start chopping up my🍆 massive dripping meat🍆 and placing it in boxes, 😂😂 high up, away from my horny k-cup porn actress gf (she's so dumb😂) but it results in the entire house smelling like rotten ball sacks and the boxes get coated in a thing layer of my semen😂. not sure what to do, but for now i'm just going to have to deal with all the women attempting to 🍆seduce🍆 me the second they see my 🍆poky pec 🍆bulging through my 🍆pants.🍆 😂😂 Any tips from fellow males with mcs? (Massive Cock Syndrome)
ching chong wing wong bing bang wabba bink babba bloob pattapitta。你有一只狗吗？你有一只狗吗？我可以把它烤成美味的毛毛虫卷吗？美味的Chong Chong卷和Dagur！ yabba dabba doo bidda banga poota peetah。
Submitted by:Linguine
borderline racist
ching chong wing wong bing bang wabba bink babba bloob pattapitta。你有一只狗吗？你有一只狗吗？我可以把它烤成美味的毛毛虫卷吗？美味的Chong Chong卷和Dagur！ yabba dabba doo bidda banga poota peetah。
[man]- hello woman
[woman]- i have a boyfriend
[man]- wha
Submitted by:Linguine
no bitches?
[man]- hello woman
[woman]- i have a boyfriend
[man]- wha
Leader: I've called this private meeting today because there is an IMPOSTER AMONG US
There is an IMPOSTER AMONG US.
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
Pretending he's broke walking AMONGUS.
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us.
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes.
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
Kanye:(stammering) I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
Leader: No, you speak up, brother!
Kanye: I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
Leader: What?
Kanye: I wanna stick to my roots, and-
Leader: What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, all right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.
What's next?
Submitted by:Linguine
kanye west fr
Leader: I've called this private meeting today because there is an IMPOSTER AMONG US
There is an IMPOSTER AMONG US.
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
Pretending he's broke walking AMONGUS.
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us.
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes.
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
Kanye:(stammering) I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
Leader: No, you speak up, brother!
Kanye: I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
Leader: What?
Kanye: I wanna stick to my roots, and-
Leader: What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, all right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.
What's next?
weeb, you are not slick. every single internet user can smell your stench of dead fish, onions, and lube all throughout the chat. try taking a bath, instead of watching big busty anime babes
squirting, screaming and moaning on your pencil thin microscopic pp. wipe all the hardened shit off your hatsune miku limited edition dual function butt plug vibrating action 4k hd figurine, and don't get sent back to the emergency room from sticking it up your ass so far. (the doctors thought it was funny)
get up off your dusty crusty musty 20 year old chair that is bending under your absurd obesity, clean off all of the dried cum splattered all over your LED keyboard, go outside, and touch some organic, all natural, non-gmo grass.
then go back inside, sit back down and keep modding discord like the god you are.
Submitted by:Linguine
weeb
weeb, you are not slick. every single internet user can smell your stench of dead fish, onions, and lube all throughout the chat. try taking a bath, instead of watching big busty anime babes
squirting, screaming and moaning on your pencil thin microscopic pp. wipe all the hardened shit off your hatsune miku limited edition dual function butt plug vibrating action 4k hd figurine, and don't get sent back to the emergency room from sticking it up your ass so far. (the doctors thought it was funny)
get up off your dusty crusty musty 20 year old chair that is bending under your absurd obesity, clean off all of the dried cum splattered all over your LED keyboard, go outside, and touch some organic, all natural, non-gmo grass.
then go back inside, sit back down and keep modding discord like the god you are.