I think about the early days of Twitch and just sit back and laugh at you silly noobs. You try to be hip with your veggie diets and wrasslin' Yoga DVDs. Meanwhile, I'm still going strong with my bent steel framed bed, cuts on my wrists from Pringles cans, and well sculptured moobs. So go ahead and think you're cool with your Vegemite diets and stupid copy pastas. I'll just keep enjoying my dank basement, sweet FUPA, and all of the hot cam babes that I want.

Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name. Thy Bad RNG come. Thy topdecks be done. On Arena as it is in Ranked. Give us this day our daily rant. And forgive us our button presses as we forgive those who don't press theirs against us. For thine is the never lucky. The bullsh*t RNG. Forever and ever. Amen.

OSsloth hey guys im a sloth help me get up this chat as fast as possible i have an important meeting up there, THANKS OSsloth

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Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 Belugas 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 Belugas 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of C9? I thought not. It’s not a story Twitch chat would tell you. It’s an OGN legend. C9 were the Dark Lords of the NA scene, so powerful and so wise they could use the Mercy res to create life… They had such a knowledge of the dark side that they could even keep the ones they cared about from dying. The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. They became so powerful… the only thing they were afraid of was leaving the payload in overtime, which eventually, of course, they did. Unfortunately, they taught their apprentice everything they knew, then the apprentice leaved the payload in his sleep. Ironic. They could save others from death, but not from defeat.