Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.
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FeelsBadMan Copy pasta this FeelsBadMan If you dusted Moroes FeelsBadMan thinking he was useless FeelsBadMan
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EleGiggle THE BEST CARD IS THE CREDIT CARD EleGiggle THE BEST CARD IS THE CREDIT CARD EleGiggle
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I often do make things up, but the competition was genniue...it was run by the Independent newspaper. I didn't want the TV, but I knew the answers, had a witty punchline, and thought I could always sell the thing if I won it. I didn't expect to, of course.(But I sold it for 700 quid, not bad for a three minute email). p.s. the pump has just packed in, and today, a sizzling June 21st, we have no water. Again.
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SabaPing KAPPA OUTDATED SabaPing POGCHAMP OVERRATED SabaPing JEBAITED IS NOT A THING SabaPing NOW WE SABAPING
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FeelsBadMan MEMES AND SPEEDRUNS FeelsBadMan GO HAND IN HAND FeelsBadMan BUT PASTE THEM HERE FeelsBadMan AND YOU JUST GET BANNED
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moon2SMUG ALL moon2SMUG THEY moon2SMUG DO moon2SMUG IS moon2SMUG SPAM moon2SMUG PURPLE moon2SMUG LADY moon2SMUG FACE
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Gotta grab my sis by the cheek and show her what a real man feel like feller KKona Hol' my beer Jimmy KKona Gonna show these hit doggies how to be a real 'Merican with this here shotgun KKona
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4Head MY TEETH ARE YELLOW 4Head I SMELL LIKE POO 4Head YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT 4Head IM FROM EU 4Head
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lirikN MEOW lirikN THE lirikN MODS lirikN AWAY lirikN
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β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” imGlitch You have been DMCA'd by Atlas!β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
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monkaS ☝️ THESE GUYS ARE LUL'ERS monkaS πŸ‘‡
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┴┬┴─(~Λ˜β–ΎΛ˜)~ bye memes cya meme ☜(οΎŸβˆ€ ゚☜)(β˜žοΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)☞ meme ☜(οΎŸβˆ€ ゚☜) i am meme ☜(οΎŸβˆ€ ☜) ┴┬┴─ ┴┬┴─
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i have QS, diamond, silver, granite on 100% uptime, vinktars on on any reflects that pop up which is about every 10 seconds, cyclone single target, vaal disc for dangerous groups and reflect/bosses, flame dash for terrain, shield charge to discharge, immortal call on phys groups/lab, and two golems that have to have 100% uptime for crit rate/clearing, and decoy totem for cheese
anonymous
Hi this is AgentKappaccino from the Kappa agency aka H20_oreo moderator from the positivity community. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing Kappa or Kappa agents will be dispatched to hype up this stream. Also hope you all are having a great day!
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OpieOP Β―Β―ΜΏΜΏΒ―ΜΏΜΏ'ΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏ'ΜΏΜΏ'ΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏ'ΜΏΜΏΜΏ)Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ)ΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏ 'ΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏΜΏ\Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ\= TakeNRG i wanna shoot this man in the FACE
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TriHard NEVER SUBBED TriHard NEVER DONATED TriHard ADBLOCK ON TriHard STOLEN LAPTOP TriHard NEIGHBORS WIFI TriHard FREE ENTERTAINMENT TriHard
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Sending answer through morphogenetic fields ((( NotLikeThis )))
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anonymous
Come on, https://www.twitch.tv/aiorossupp
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I WANT 😫 MY πŸ‘ MCNUGGET πŸ—πŸŸ DIPPING SAUCE πŸ’¦SZECHUAN πŸ”₯ SAUCE MORTY 😑😡 IT’S 🀀 GONNA πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈTAKE πŸš€ US πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘΄πŸ» ALL THE WAY πŸ’« TO πŸ‘‰ THE πŸ‘‰ END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE πŸ’° SEASONS πŸ€– MORTY πŸ’Ž 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS πŸ™Œ UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️πŸ”₯ SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ˜© FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS βŒ›οΈπŸ•° MORTY πŸ’€ I πŸ‘ WANT πŸ‘ THAT πŸ‘ MCNUGGET πŸ‘ SAUCE πŸ‘ MORTY πŸ‘
anonymous
So you are telling me that world FAMOUS variety streamer MoonMoon is playing overwatch? Well let me tell you that MoonMoon is known to be the WORST player ever, you wanna know why? BECAUSE HE IS NOT XGODSLAYERX, HE CAN NEVER BE AS GODLY AS XGODSLAYERX, reason being? because MoonMoon belongs as XGODSLAYERXS Heal bitch.
anonymous
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