"Hello? this is the police." "this strange man is standing on my doorstep trying to get in because of something along the lines of not pasting this message ten times in a twitch chat I would suggest you do the same just to be safe"
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"Hello? this is the police." "this strange man is standing on my doorstep trying to get in because of something along the lines of not pasting this message ten times in a twitch chat I would suggest you do the same just to be safe"
Hey Sideshow, itβs me Goldenboy from OWL Season 1. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Crumbz really miss you. The secret toilet gang is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the stage? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
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Hey Sideshow, itβs me Goldenboy from OWL Season 1. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Crumbz really miss you. The secret toilet gang is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the stage? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
The Thot you just called fat? She's making $500 a minute from donations. The streamer you called retarded? He has a learning disability & isn't pretending. The mod you called autistic? He just went on a mass ban spree. The chat you just mocked? They're about to raid your chat and fill it with spam. Thereβs a lot more to twitch than you think. Put this as your status if youβre against bullying.
Submitted by:2DSiggy
The Thot you just called fat? She's making $500 a minute from donations. The streamer you called retarded? He has a learning disability & isn't pretending. The mod you called autistic? He just went on a mass ban spree. The chat you just mocked? They're about to raid your chat and fill it with spam. Thereβs a lot more to twitch than you think. Put this as your status if youβre against bullying.
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented the frisbee? It was 1642 and I used a paper plate upside down and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me. Shush donβt interrupt your elders itβs rude
Submitted by:2DSiggy
Did I ever tell you about the time I invented the frisbee? It was 1642 and I used a paper plate upside down and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me. Shush donβt interrupt your elders itβs rude
Once a week I put a piece of broken glass in my shoe and walk around with it all day long
Submitted by:yangil
Once a week I put a piece of broken glass in my shoe and walk around with it all day long
On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.
When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach
Submitted by:;w;
On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.
When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach
THIS IS A COPYPASTA. DO NOT DELETE IT OR ELSE THE TWITCHARMY WILL DEMONETIZE YOUR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT.
Submitted by:AyeMomIHaveGoatz
THIS IS A COPYPASTA. DO NOT DELETE IT OR ELSE THE TWITCHARMY WILL DEMONETIZE YOUR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT.
Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
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Anytime you want a burger π, head on down to Burger Shot π π Our burgers π are pretty hot π₯ Make your birthday π dreams βοΈ come true π Anytime you want a burger π head on down to Burger Shot π π Our burgers π are pretty hot π₯ Make your birthday π dreams βοΈ come true π I'll show π you what to do π
Submitted by:Cornipokia
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[Copypasta] BURGER SHOT SONG - Kiwo (Jackie) GTA RP
Anytime you want a burger π, head on down to Burger Shot π π Our burgers π are pretty hot π₯ Make your birthday π dreams βοΈ come true π Anytime you want a burger π head on down to Burger Shot π π Our burgers π are pretty hot π₯ Make your birthday π dreams βοΈ come true π I'll show π you what to do π
Submitted by:Cornipokia
[Copypasta] BURGER SHOT SONG - Kiwo (Jackie) GTA RP
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