When I was in elementary school, I managed to convince my teachers that I deserved to be in the school play. It was a huge mistake, I wanted to be important but really when it was my turn to speak, I panicked. I forgot ALL of my lines, I didn't know what to say next. I stood there under the spotlight, the entire auditorium staring at me, sweat dripping down my forehead, but then I remembered what my dad used to tell me, “Just do what Deathsie would do, ‘follow the lines’. Then they came to me like I was born to say them.
Submitted by:anonymous
When I was in elementary school, I managed to convince my teachers that I deserved to be in the school play. It was a huge mistake, I wanted to be important but really when it was my turn to speak, I panicked. I forgot ALL of my lines, I didn't know what to say next. I stood there under the spotlight, the entire auditorium staring at me, sweat dripping down my forehead, but then I remembered what my dad used to tell me, “Just do what Deathsie would do, ‘follow the lines’. Then they came to me like I was born to say them.
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PowerUpL OhMyDog PowerUpR MOE OVERRATED PowerUpL OhMyDog PowerUpR TFBLADE OUTDATED PowerUpL OhMyDog PowerUpR LONG HAVE WE WAITED PowerUpL OhMyDog PowerUpR SHADOW DOGS ACTIVATED
FART THE SLAM 😂 👌
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FART THE SLAM 😂 👌
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💪 🤣 ANY JUICERS???? 🥤 💪 🤣 ANY FARTERS???? 💨 💪 🤣 ANY SlAMMERERS???? xqcSlam
Wingsofdong lay in his 2-man bed after a long day of working at McDonald's, he looked over to the empty side and silently wished to himself that Heisindonger was there, to make him feel like a real woman. Maybe a miracle, or maybe just coincidence, Heisindonger kicked open Wing's door, wearing nothing but a neon green speedo. He approached Wings, who was still wide-eyed in both suprise and joy, and whispered in his ear, "Tonight, you're going bot."
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Wingsofdong lay in his 2-man bed after a long day of working at McDonald's, he looked over to the empty side and silently wished to himself that Heisindonger was there, to make him feel like a real woman. Maybe a miracle, or maybe just coincidence, Heisindonger kicked open Wing's door, wearing nothing but a neon green speedo. He approached Wings, who was still wide-eyed in both suprise and joy, and whispered in his ear, "Tonight, you're going bot."
for the confused plebs out there, basically the offline TV magician dude used google Docs to join the Champion's club, two-timing the offline TV anime voice girl streamer with glasses... also the usual social media & LSF stuffs amplifying the drama PepegaPhone OK mods, you may gas me now. HeyGuys
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for the confused plebs out there, basically the offline TV magician dude used google Docs to join the Champion's club, two-timing the offline TV anime voice girl streamer with glasses... also the usual social media & LSF stuffs amplifying the drama PepegaPhone OK mods, you may gas me now. HeyGuys
Look, I can play Death Standing too!: ▲ Enter Private Room > Options > Skip. ▲ Take a Shower > Options > Skip > Options > Skip > Options > Skip. ◉ to Use Toilet (Standing) > Options > Skip. ✖ to Use Toilet (Sitting) > Options > Skip. ▲ Leave Private Room > Options > Skip.
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Look, I can play Death Standing too!: ▲ Enter Private Room > Options > Skip. ▲ Take a Shower > Options > Skip > Options > Skip > Options > Skip. ◉ to Use Toilet (Standing) > Options > Skip. ✖ to Use Toilet (Sitting) > Options > Skip. ▲ Leave Private Room > Options > Skip.
Fuck Me Chat
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Fuck Me Chat
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Dear Mr. Kripparian, this is Jonathan Rowley your neighbor from down the street. Last night was the 6th time your dog came to my doorstep crying and begging for food. I know people are in the house all day because the lights are on and your son is yelling at his computer more often than not. Please feed your dog before I have him taken away, thank you
Submitted by:anonymous
Dear Mr. Kripparian, this is Jonathan Rowley your neighbor from down the street. Last night was the 6th time your dog came to my doorstep crying and begging for food. I know people are in the house all day because the lights are on and your son is yelling at his computer more often than not. Please feed your dog before I have him taken away, thank you