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Need to add an Aurateur tag for TwitchQuotes, FeelsBadMan He has a lot of copypasta being made every night. Imagine getting BOO'd by Aurateur. Literally instantly you get disintegrated. Before you can even react, every fiber of your being is atomized and lost to a mere button press. Every memorable moment of your life and all hope of a future is wasted in this brief moment a BALD Texan disliked your level. In a flash your existence is nothing but a rrrrrrrrrrr. Thereafter, the BALD Texan continues on, swiftly forgetting of your existence, you having been nothing but an obstacle in his way.

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Hey guys! I found this really cool Windows feature! If you press Win+X, then U, then U again, it brings up a cool menu with tons of features!

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some random TTS spam will always make aura smile, there's no formula to it, there's just a magic word that every day breaks him

You come home from a crappy day of work. You unlock your door, only to see Elon Musk standing at the porch. "Hey Anon. Sometimes life is full of hardships. I thought you should have this. Enjoy, buddy." He gives you a box and takes his leave. A noise is heard from inside the box. "Nyan?"

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Why Our father, who art in another dimension, Lemon Pledge be thy name, they power levels undone, yellow you shall always become, forever and ever, the memes and the glory, to us chat. Amen.

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[TTS Copypasta, makes a snake sound] I would like to dedicate this one to all my snakes out there. ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß. oops. I stepped on one. ßßßßßßßßßßßßßß. hmm? hmm? ßß. hmm? ßß. oops? oops. oops? oops.

The awful thing was that you probably thought this was funny. But it isn't, at all, ever.

Ƀȓȫțȟȅȑ, ɱáÿ ï ħæv ƨøɱǝ Łąťįń?

🛸AYY LMAO

☢+🗾=💥

I'll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.