sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
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sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
My wife’s mother is visiting, and Tuesday she’s cooking us a carp. It’s a tasty fish, I’m not against it. But because it’s filled with impurities, Mary’s mother buys it alive, and for three days it’s been swimming in my bathtub. Up and down. I hate it. I can’t stand the sight of it moving it’s gills. Now you’re standing close to me, Father. Have you noticed? I haven’t had a bath in days. I never go home until it is asleep. I’m afraid that if I see it while it’s swimming, I’ll kill it.
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My wife’s mother is visiting, and Tuesday she’s cooking us a carp. It’s a tasty fish, I’m not against it. But because it’s filled with impurities, Mary’s mother buys it alive, and for three days it’s been swimming in my bathtub. Up and down. I hate it. I can’t stand the sight of it moving it’s gills. Now you’re standing close to me, Father. Have you noticed? I haven’t had a bath in days. I never go home until it is asleep. I’m afraid that if I see it while it’s swimming, I’ll kill it.
Hey Aura, thanks for telling me about Energizer batteries. Before Energizer I would be listening to my walkman and the battery would die and then I could hear my wife in the other room having sex with you. That would lead me to tears. Now using Energizer the battery doesn't die as quickly and I can listen to your VODs that I ripped without your permission on repeat and not notice her taking it hard. I don't need to rehydrate as often since I won't be crying. Thank you
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Hey Aura, thanks for telling me about Energizer batteries. Before Energizer I would be listening to my walkman and the battery would die and then I could hear my wife in the other room having sex with you. That would lead me to tears. Now using Energizer the battery doesn't die as quickly and I can listen to your VODs that I ripped without your permission on repeat and not notice her taking it hard. I don't need to rehydrate as often since I won't be crying. Thank you
I bought a donut. And they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for a donut. I’ll just give you the money. You give me the donut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I –. I just can’t imagine the scenario where I have to prove I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend. Don’t even act like I didn’t get that donut. I got the documentation right here. Oh, wait. It’s back home in the file. Under D. For donut. So we all know what D is.
Submitted by:Aurateur (streamer)
I bought a donut. And they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for a donut. I’ll just give you the money. You give me the donut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I –. I just can’t imagine the scenario where I have to prove I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend. Don’t even act like I didn’t get that donut. I got the documentation right here. Oh, wait. It’s back home in the file. Under D. For donut. So we all know what D is.
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sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
Submitted by:anonymous
sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
Koupil jsem si spoustu šungitů! Kameny. Víte, co je šungit? Víte někdo, co je to šungite? Né, ne Suge Knight. Myslím, že je zavřený ve vězení. Mluvím o šungitu! Mimochodem, je to 2 miliardy let starý ... jako, kámen, který chrání před frekvencemi a nežádoucími frekvencemi, které mohou cestovat ve vzduchu. To je můj příběh, koupil jsem spoustu věcí, položil jsem je kolem la casa, malé pyramidy, věci jako tohle.
Koupil jsem si spoustu šungitů! Kameny. Víte, co je šungit? Víte někdo, co je to šungite? Né, ne Suge Knight. Myslím, že je zavřený ve vězení. Mluvím o šungitu! Mimochodem, je to 2 miliardy let starý ... jako, kámen, který chrání před frekvencemi a nežádoucími frekvencemi, které mohou cestovat ve vzduchu. To je můj příběh, koupil jsem spoustu věcí, položil jsem je kolem la casa, malé pyramidy, věci jako tohle.
Hello @CSGO and @BeyondTheSummit , I would like to ask that this match between MIBR and Chaos be revised as we believe that one of the players (Leaf) is using illegal programs to win the game. It's time to take action, punish these bastards. We want justice, right for right.
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello @CSGO and @BeyondTheSummit , I would like to ask that this match between MIBR and Chaos be revised as we believe that one of the players (Leaf) is using illegal programs to win the game. It's time to take action, punish these bastards. We want justice, right for right.
I think it's a bargain at any price to get to meet [name of streamer] in person. I was actually lucky enough to do so at the 2019 Denver Open in the men's restroom. He was walking out as I was walking in, it was a real star-crossed lovers moment. I said "hey" and he said "hey" then walked out. After he left I noticed he had dropped a check on the floor, so I guess he had a good time as well.
Submitted by:anonymous
I think it's a bargain at any price to get to meet [name of streamer] in person. I was actually lucky enough to do so at the 2019 Denver Open in the men's restroom. He was walking out as I was walking in, it was a real star-crossed lovers moment. I said "hey" and he said "hey" then walked out. After he left I noticed he had dropped a check on the floor, so I guess he had a good time as well.
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OONGA BOONGA NIGGA STICK
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