gg bro. i thought i'd let my 6 year old niece try this game out but she just left the room crying because she got fountain farmed by an ex-pro gamer and his 5 stack. hope ur happy
Submitted by:anonymous
Pokemon Unite copypasta
gg bro. i thought i'd let my 6 year old niece try this game out but she just left the room crying because she got fountain farmed by an ex-pro gamer and his 5 stack. hope ur happy
gg bro. I thought I'd let my 6 year old niece try this game out but she just left the room crying because she got fountain farmed by an ex-pro gamer and his 5 stack. hope you're happy
Submitted by:anonymous
pokemon unite being ruined by former lol/dota players
gg bro. I thought I'd let my 6 year old niece try this game out but she just left the room crying because she got fountain farmed by an ex-pro gamer and his 5 stack. hope you're happy
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
Submitted by:anonymous
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Timmy Nook from Animal Crossing so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Nook’s Cranny I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Timmy Nook. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Timmy Nook’s tight tanuki asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/tanuki babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a raccoon I found in the trash. I'd dressed him in my dad’s Hawaiian shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Timmy Nook again.
Submitted by:anonymous
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Timmy Nook from Animal Crossing so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Nook’s Cranny I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Timmy Nook. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Timmy Nook’s tight tanuki asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/tanuki babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a raccoon I found in the trash. I'd dressed him in my dad’s Hawaiian shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Timmy Nook again.
WARNING: THE STUNTS IN THIS MOVIE WERE PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS, SO NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR DUMB LITTLE BUDDIES SHOULD ATTEMPT ANYTHING FROM THIS MOVIE.
Submitted by:anonymous
WARNING: THE STUNTS IN THIS MOVIE WERE PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALS, SO NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR DUMB LITTLE BUDDIES SHOULD ATTEMPT ANYTHING FROM THIS MOVIE.
qtpCRUSTLE unvacation the crustacean qtpCRUSTLE unblock the rock qtpCRUSTLE free the scree qtpCRUSTLE grab the crab qtpCRUSTLE Unpause the claws qtpCRUSTLE Unclog the arthropod qtpCRUSTLE
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qtpCRUSTLE unvacation the crustacean qtpCRUSTLE unblock the rock qtpCRUSTLE free the scree qtpCRUSTLE grab the crab qtpCRUSTLE Unpause the claws qtpCRUSTLE Unclog the arthropod qtpCRUSTLE
Aww, what happened nop- God! Oh my god! Yo why you putting all that pepper on there? Take that off of there! Get that pepper off of agh-
Submitted by:Splox45
Get dat peppah off there (part 2)
Aww, what happened nop- God! Oh my god! Yo why you putting all that pepper on there? Take that off of there! Get that pepper off of agh-
Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. I don’t wanna see this no more!
Submitted by:Splox45
Get dat peppah off there!
Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. I don’t wanna see this no more!
Aywuss Gowin on wiigodat AAksent Chalenge sow we Mizzeri funwusen Bi:cowboy:
Aight, befoh we get into dis, Lakuhs in foe. I iddygotta say just ged dad outa way AIGHT
numba wuh we got: Eespluhgeet:leafy_green:
numba two we got: bu tEEE:fearful: mmMmMmm:smirk:
numba three we got: :nauseated_face::face_vomiting: :balloon:
numba FOOE we got: binDEEeEEeEee :grimacing: bindeea. Dass all it iz i mean :man_shrugging:
numba figh we got: putato :parrot::parrot: :parrot:
and numba six we got: .. ... ...... POLA
Submitted by:anonymous
Missouri Accent Challenge (Transcript)
Aywuss Gowin on wiigodat AAksent Chalenge sow we Mizzeri funwusen Bi:cowboy:
Aight, befoh we get into dis, Lakuhs in foe. I iddygotta say just ged dad outa way AIGHT
numba wuh we got: Eespluhgeet:leafy_green:
numba two we got: bu tEEE:fearful: mmMmMmm:smirk:
numba three we got: :nauseated_face::face_vomiting: :balloon:
numba FOOE we got: binDEEeEEeEee :grimacing: bindeea. Dass all it iz i mean :man_shrugging:
numba figh we got: putato :parrot::parrot: :parrot:
and numba six we got: .. ... ...... POLA
what if... it’s me? what if... it’s me? oh praise bingus. oh please... i pray to official annie cat on instagram... every damn day... for what? to get stuck in these... fifty fifties... sobs oh god... when will it end? everyday i wake up... it happens too much... i miss bingus
Submitted by:Corpse Husband
uhh funny pink cat from instantgram. cya
what if... it’s me? what if... it’s me? oh praise bingus. oh please... i pray to official annie cat on instagram... every damn day... for what? to get stuck in these... fifty fifties... sobs oh god... when will it end? everyday i wake up... it happens too much... i miss bingus
-20 lp
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-20 lp
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⠀ You have been gifted a sub
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ⓘ 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 h͟e͟r͟e͟ 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲.
Wolfey is the very best, like no one ever was! In VGC he wins them all, from Players Cup to Worlds! He has fans across the land, cheering by his side! Use Wolfey Blast to understand the power that’s inside!! WOLFEY GLICK! USE WOLFEY BLAST! (The best is he) HE WINS ALL THE VGC! WOLFEY BLAST! (Ooh we are the fans) OF THE BEST WIDEO MAN! WOLFEY GLICK! USE WOLFEY BLAST! (A trainer so true) HAS WIDEOS ON YOUTUBE! 2016 HE WON WORLDS TOO! WOLFEY GLICK! USE WOLFEY BLAST (Use Wolfey blast) WOLFEY GLICK!
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Wolfey is the very best, like no one ever was! In VGC he wins them all, from Players Cup to Worlds! He has fans across the land, cheering by his side! Use Wolfey Blast to understand the power that’s inside!! WOLFEY GLICK! USE WOLFEY BLAST! (The best is he) HE WINS ALL THE VGC! WOLFEY BLAST! (Ooh we are the fans) OF THE BEST WIDEO MAN! WOLFEY GLICK! USE WOLFEY BLAST! (A trainer so true) HAS WIDEOS ON YOUTUBE! 2016 HE WON WORLDS TOO! WOLFEY GLICK! USE WOLFEY BLAST (Use Wolfey blast) WOLFEY GLICK!