Piss Like Two Fat Rats
Dear Lisa,
I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.
I cherish the beach, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be an ugly slave. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just an ugly slave.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you mate in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous kill skills.
You have kidneys like stupid cabbages and the most intellectually-challenged spleen I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to bury those stupid cabbage kidneys and murder that intellectually-challenged spleen.
You're so special with your autistic ways. The way you handle your smelly ex girlfriend shows great temperance and generosity.
I know that to you I'm just a dumb murderer but I think we could be happy together, piss like two fat rats.
Please, say you'll be mine Lisa!
All my love
Submitted by:Sigmaz2220
A LOVE LETTER OWO
Piss Like Two Fat Rats
Dear Lisa,
I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.
I cherish the beach, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be an ugly slave. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just an ugly slave.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you mate in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous kill skills.
You have kidneys like stupid cabbages and the most intellectually-challenged spleen I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to bury those stupid cabbage kidneys and murder that intellectually-challenged spleen.
You're so special with your autistic ways. The way you handle your smelly ex girlfriend shows great temperance and generosity.
I know that to you I'm just a dumb murderer but I think we could be happy together, piss like two fat rats.
Please, say you'll be mine Lisa!
All my love
hi
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hi
BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
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BREAKING NEWS - scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's chess game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but I just keep lowrolling and going eif!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
Think about the energy requirements required to raise a shark. First you take the energy it takes to feed the plankton, that feed the krill, that feed the tiny fish, which feed the bigger fish, which eventually leads to the shark. And every step along the way, you lose energy. So farming shark would require a ton of resources to maintain. And their caloric requirements mean there's a relatively small number of them that can exist in the ecosystem naturally, compared to smaller fish.
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Think about the energy requirements required to raise a shark. First you take the energy it takes to feed the plankton, that feed the krill, that feed the tiny fish, which feed the bigger fish, which eventually leads to the shark. And every step along the way, you lose energy. So farming shark would require a ton of resources to maintain. And their caloric requirements mean there's a relatively small number of them that can exist in the ecosystem naturally, compared to smaller fish.
I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.
Submitted by:anonymous
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I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.
El supuesto primer guión de Space Jam ha estremecido a internet luego de que se filtrara.
Decenas de usuarios comenzaron a comentar lo espeluznante que este primer borrador, escrito por Michael Jordan donde la historia es más bien bizarra. Algunos, incluso la clasifican de zoofílica.
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El guión parecía un sueño o fantasía muy retorcida del famoso jugador de baloncesto. Desde rituales oscuros donde jugadores sacrifican a una persona para recuperar sus habilidades, el pato Lucas diciendo que Dios no existe y que Michael Jordan es el profeta de un demonio, la muerte de Pepe Lepu hasta una sobre sexualización de Lola Bunny y el llamarla zorra constantemente.
Aunque se desconoce de donde se filtró el guión de 1994, viene con anotaciones de quienes lo leyeron y editaron. Con pluma se puede ver repetida varias veces la palabra “WHY” que significa “¿POR QUÉ?”.
Los más comentados tanto en el guión como en redes son los que involucran a Lola Bunny. Michael Jordan le llama zorra en muchas ocasiones, e incluso implica al final que es su amante.
“Lola Bunny se sienta al lado de la esposa de Michael y apoya a Michael. La esposa evita reconocerla, sabiendo que no puede hacer nada al respecto. El matrimonio es sobre sacrificios” dice el final, justo antes de que salga porky para decir: “Eso es todo amigos”.
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NFWS furry
El supuesto primer guión de Space Jam ha estremecido a internet luego de que se filtrara.
Decenas de usuarios comenzaron a comentar lo espeluznante que este primer borrador, escrito por Michael Jordan donde la historia es más bien bizarra. Algunos, incluso la clasifican de zoofílica.
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El guión parecía un sueño o fantasía muy retorcida del famoso jugador de baloncesto. Desde rituales oscuros donde jugadores sacrifican a una persona para recuperar sus habilidades, el pato Lucas diciendo que Dios no existe y que Michael Jordan es el profeta de un demonio, la muerte de Pepe Lepu hasta una sobre sexualización de Lola Bunny y el llamarla zorra constantemente.
Aunque se desconoce de donde se filtró el guión de 1994, viene con anotaciones de quienes lo leyeron y editaron. Con pluma se puede ver repetida varias veces la palabra “WHY” que significa “¿POR QUÉ?”.
Los más comentados tanto en el guión como en redes son los que involucran a Lola Bunny. Michael Jordan le llama zorra en muchas ocasiones, e incluso implica al final que es su amante.
“Lola Bunny se sienta al lado de la esposa de Michael y apoya a Michael. La esposa evita reconocerla, sabiendo que no puede hacer nada al respecto. El matrimonio es sobre sacrificios” dice el final, justo antes de que salga porky para decir: “Eso es todo amigos”.
Yo I’ve been trying to watch and enjoy your content lately, but the blatant sarcasm and patronizing tone you put on when talking to the viewers is starting to piss me off a little. I sometimes feel like you don’t actually care how I feel and don’t care about how what you say can hurt me
Submitted by:anonymous
Yo I’ve been trying to watch and enjoy your content lately, but the blatant sarcasm and patronizing tone you put on when talking to the viewers is starting to piss me off a little. I sometimes feel like you don’t actually care how I feel and don’t care about how what you say can hurt me
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