the story of the spooky supermarket
once upon a time jerom lived in a hous he did not like hous it had walls. it felt confiding. he wanted to break free like zac effon in the third high school musical movie. he wanted his own grassie hill to sing on like zac effron from high school musical 2 starring sharpay and sac effron as himself.
he went went to the supermarket to buy new lungs. and a hous on the way. he got distracted and bought lemonide from a small kid named zac effron jr. he had std #12. he bought the drink but it tasted like semen so he threw it at the child. unfortunitealy it died on may 7, 1927... rest in piece. at 12: in the afternoonn. so he got back in his future flintsone car and went driving. he drove to the sppooky supermarket, io in which he was greeted y justin beaver promoting his new album "jam". it was spooky. he was scary. he was drunk. jermone did not drink, he was traditional. he did not like tattoo he was conservetaive mornomo. TO BE CONTINYES!!!
Submitted by:anonymous
the story of the spooky supermarket
once upon a time jerom lived in a hous he did not like hous it had walls. it felt confiding. he wanted to break free like zac effon in the third high school musical movie. he wanted his own grassie hill to sing on like zac effron from high school musical 2 starring sharpay and sac effron as himself.
he went went to the supermarket to buy new lungs. and a hous on the way. he got distracted and bought lemonide from a small kid named zac effron jr. he had std #12. he bought the drink but it tasted like semen so he threw it at the child. unfortunitealy it died on may 7, 1927... rest in piece. at 12: in the afternoonn. so he got back in his future flintsone car and went driving. he drove to the sppooky supermarket, io in which he was greeted y justin beaver promoting his new album "jam". it was spooky. he was scary. he was drunk. jermone did not drink, he was traditional. he did not like tattoo he was conservetaive mornomo. TO BE CONTINYES!!!
See: Heartbeat is an important part of your heartbeat. After 30 seconds, a person walks 20 meters, but is strong. If no option is available, the problem is solved. Wisdom begins with practice.
Submitted by:anonymous
FitnessGram Pacer Test translated into all languages in Google Translate and back to English
See: Heartbeat is an important part of your heartbeat. After 30 seconds, a person walks 20 meters, but is strong. If no option is available, the problem is solved. Wisdom begins with practice.
I have 0 cares in the world.in fact your joke was so dead that I might as well have dug a hole for you to jump in .You single handedly made me not want to even have ears or eyes so that I would not have to ever hear or even read one of your jokes again .So scram and shut up.
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i do not care
I have 0 cares in the world.in fact your joke was so dead that I might as well have dug a hole for you to jump in .You single handedly made me not want to even have ears or eyes so that I would not have to ever hear or even read one of your jokes again .So scram and shut up.
"Your league knowledge is insane." Jack said, as he slipped his feminine hand into LS's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests LS, as Jack blushes, the boyish figure undressed before LS. "Weak gank attempt, Jack." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards LS places his Renekton into Jack's bottom lane.
Submitted by:Szauron
LS x Jack Fanfic
"Your league knowledge is insane." Jack said, as he slipped his feminine hand into LS's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests LS, as Jack blushes, the boyish figure undressed before LS. "Weak gank attempt, Jack." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards LS places his Renekton into Jack's bottom lane.
why is this LS guy allowed to int so hard? if i do this i get banned... this guys a coach, right? Embarrassing
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LS
why is this LS guy allowed to int so hard? if i do this i get banned... this guys a coach, right? Embarrassing
Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?
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Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?