Okay, I now have an interesting conundrum. Somebody had a small number of groceries delivered, and they showed up at my door. I left it for like an hour, and nobody came for it. I just checked what it was, and it's a bunch of frozen stuff like ice cream. Do... do I just take it at this point? Most of it will be melted if I leave it out any longer. There's a good chance they've already gotten their money back for the failed delivery.
Submitted by:anonymous
Okay, I now have an interesting conundrum. Somebody had a small number of groceries delivered, and they showed up at my door. I left it for like an hour, and nobody came for it. I just checked what it was, and it's a bunch of frozen stuff like ice cream. Do... do I just take it at this point? Most of it will be melted if I leave it out any longer. There's a good chance they've already gotten their money back for the failed delivery.
Point Of View: You wake up. I'm in your wallpaper. You get scared. I steal your clothes. I run away from your house. I tear them up. I chew on them and spit it out. I come back to your house with your teared-up, chewed-on clothing. I make you listen to Baby by Justin Beiber until your last breath. You turn into a ghost. You are now tormented by all the other fellow ghosts around you. You are known as the stupidest human being on Earth. You regret everything. You look at the sky above you. You wake up. I'm in your wallpaper.
Submitted by:anonymous
Point Of View: You wake up. I'm in your wallpaper. You get scared. I steal your clothes. I run away from your house. I tear them up. I chew on them and spit it out. I come back to your house with your teared-up, chewed-on clothing. I make you listen to Baby by Justin Beiber until your last breath. You turn into a ghost. You are now tormented by all the other fellow ghosts around you. You are known as the stupidest human being on Earth. You regret everything. You look at the sky above you. You wake up. I'm in your wallpaper.
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Submitted by:Sam47
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Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
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Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
Submitted by:Beef
An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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Submitted by:squire
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