Mr. Green! Remember me? You told me what time it was when my watch died on February 29th 1996 at that 7/11 in Philly! Because of you I was able to get to my flight to Vegas on time and the next day I won 2 million dollars! Anyway I wanted to thank you by giving you 99% of my winnings.
Submitted by:anonymous
Mr. Green! Remember me? You told me what time it was when my watch died on February 29th 1996 at that 7/11 in Philly! Because of you I was able to get to my flight to Vegas on time and the next day I won 2 million dollars! Anyway I wanted to thank you by giving you 99% of my winnings.
"Sometimes I'm a nazi, sometime a conservative. Sometimes a socialist, sometimes a libertarian. Sometimes I'm a communist, and sometimes I'm a fordist. But one thing never changes, the world is always in the palm of my hand"- Jod ThunderJock
Submitted by:anonymous
"Sometimes I'm a nazi, sometime a conservative. Sometimes a socialist, sometimes a libertarian. Sometimes I'm a communist, and sometimes I'm a fordist. But one thing never changes, the world is always in the palm of my hand"- Jod ThunderJock
Hi it's me, Goku. I've talked to some of you about what happened recently and i decided to join here again, i don't expect from you to be very nice to me but please, i'm a human too and deserve respect too. I'm very sorry about this situation and i promise it will never happen again, i have already apologized to people who i have hurt due to my behaviour and i hope i will get welcomed here too. Please don't harrass me and remember the situation have been explained already. Again, i'm very sorry about all of this.
Submitted by:anonymous
Me and my discord friends have this inside joke of a user joining then leaving our server with this message, but we replaced their name with Goku and it's fucking hilarious
Hi it's me, Goku. I've talked to some of you about what happened recently and i decided to join here again, i don't expect from you to be very nice to me but please, i'm a human too and deserve respect too. I'm very sorry about this situation and i promise it will never happen again, i have already apologized to people who i have hurt due to my behaviour and i hope i will get welcomed here too. Please don't harrass me and remember the situation have been explained already. Again, i'm very sorry about all of this.
Telling someone who won the argument to grow up. You are a reddit mod on a power trip like most
stupid Americans. Step outside your country and you will get slapped. My Afghan friends tell me that. Your country is full of clowns. Ironically you are the one who needs to grow up and realise that you are just the mod of a rubbish reddit who blocks any opinion different to his. Sound familiar. Begins with an F ends in ism. Now stop being self righteous hypocrite and move on. We both don't want to discuss anything. I don't have the time for it
Submitted by:anonymous
Least insane AoT redditor
Telling someone who won the argument to grow up. You are a reddit mod on a power trip like most
stupid Americans. Step outside your country and you will get slapped. My Afghan friends tell me that. Your country is full of clowns. Ironically you are the one who needs to grow up and realise that you are just the mod of a rubbish reddit who blocks any opinion different to his. Sound familiar. Begins with an F ends in ism. Now stop being self righteous hypocrite and move on. We both don't want to discuss anything. I don't have the time for it
Okay we get it. You have 1k channel points. Good for you! You have wasted your life watching some guy play video games all day. Meanwhile, I was out grinding. I already cured cancer and solved world hunger. What do you have to show for your time? Nothing.
Submitted by:anonymous
Okay we get it. You have 1k channel points. Good for you! You have wasted your life watching some guy play video games all day. Meanwhile, I was out grinding. I already cured cancer and solved world hunger. What do you have to show for your time? Nothing.
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
Submitted by:anonymous
Hello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called volaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokorpe, Eshi, Chokyoshi, Futusekeshi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! Miku sings Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.
Submitted by:anonymous
...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.
bro
the way people try to make it funny is by just spamming it everywhere
it is so fucking unfunny that i don't even know where to start
i never even liked amongus
its so god damn boring
and is practically rage fuel when the imposter decides to kill you
and it is so fucking infuriating when you get voted off just because some random ass 7 year old said you're sus
even in the game itself the meme is fucking annoying
among us is so god damn boring
the only fun part is when you're the imposter
and even the imposter is boring
because some kind of fucking jimmy neutron mother fucker just had a brain blast and you get voted off
and sometimes you dont get voted off by mistake
its just these mother fuckers who think its so funny to vote random people off
its not
its not fucking funny
it just ruins the game
you wanna play a game where you can ruin the fun?
go camp the end in fall guys
nobody even plays that lifeless husk of a game anymore
and holy shit the everything is amongus meme is about as bad as being the crewmate in amongus
STOP SAYING THAT SHIT IS SUS
ITS NOT SUS
YOUR FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN GOES "neutron activated" AND YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE AMONGUS
ACTING LIKE ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL
I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY TRASH CAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE TRASHCANS SUSSY
LITERALLY
TAKE ANYTHING
TAKE ANYTHING THEN PUT A SQUARE OR OVAL ON IT
PEOPLE WILL SAY "thats kinda sussie!!!!!1111!!"
I FUCKING HATE IT
THIS MEME HAS DIED FUCKING AGES AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CLINGING ONTO IT
TELL ME WHAT PART OF IT IS FUNNY
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE FIND IT FUNNY IS BECAUSE IT GETS SPAMMED INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT
AND THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKING SHIT
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP CLINGING ONTO THE AMONGUS MEME
FIND SOMETHING FUNNIER
SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE
THAN JUST "imposter suss!!!!!"
I CAN GO FUCKING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH AMONGUS IS BULLSHIT
Submitted by:Dave2
This is my friend ranting about among us
bro
the way people try to make it funny is by just spamming it everywhere
it is so fucking unfunny that i don't even know where to start
i never even liked amongus
its so god damn boring
and is practically rage fuel when the imposter decides to kill you
and it is so fucking infuriating when you get voted off just because some random ass 7 year old said you're sus
even in the game itself the meme is fucking annoying
among us is so god damn boring
the only fun part is when you're the imposter
and even the imposter is boring
because some kind of fucking jimmy neutron mother fucker just had a brain blast and you get voted off
and sometimes you dont get voted off by mistake
its just these mother fuckers who think its so funny to vote random people off
its not
its not fucking funny
it just ruins the game
you wanna play a game where you can ruin the fun?
go camp the end in fall guys
nobody even plays that lifeless husk of a game anymore
and holy shit the everything is amongus meme is about as bad as being the crewmate in amongus
STOP SAYING THAT SHIT IS SUS
ITS NOT SUS
YOUR FUCKING MONKEY BRAIN GOES "neutron activated" AND YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING THAT LOOKS SLIGHTLY LIKE AMONGUS
ACTING LIKE ITS SUCH A BIG DEAL
I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY TRASH CAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE TRASHCANS SUSSY
LITERALLY
TAKE ANYTHING
TAKE ANYTHING THEN PUT A SQUARE OR OVAL ON IT
PEOPLE WILL SAY "thats kinda sussie!!!!!1111!!"
I FUCKING HATE IT
THIS MEME HAS DIED FUCKING AGES AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CLINGING ONTO IT
TELL ME WHAT PART OF IT IS FUNNY
THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE FIND IT FUNNY IS BECAUSE IT GETS SPAMMED INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER BULLSHIT
AND THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
THAT SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO FUCKING SHIT
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE
STOP CLINGING ONTO THE AMONGUS MEME
FIND SOMETHING FUNNIER
SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE
THAN JUST "imposter suss!!!!!"
I CAN GO FUCKING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH AMONGUS IS BULLSHIT
Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with anime titties. The titties were round, bouncy, and oh so delicious. No matter the character, the titties were always perfect. All the boys and girls in the land agreed, anime titties were the best titties in all the land.
Submitted by:Some rando
Once upon a time, there was a magical land filled with anime titties. The titties were round, bouncy, and oh so delicious. No matter the character, the titties were always perfect. All the boys and girls in the land agreed, anime titties were the best titties in all the land.