Around 10000 B.C. humans made the slinger to allow them to throw objects far. Around 400 B.C. humans invented the catapult allowing them to throw objects even further then the evolution of throwing things has mostly halted, until (team name) invented a way to throw games even harder than was imagined possible.
Submitted by:DrallStick
Valorant
Around 10000 B.C. humans made the slinger to allow them to throw objects far. Around 400 B.C. humans invented the catapult allowing them to throw objects even further then the evolution of throwing things has mostly halted, until (team name) invented a way to throw games even harder than was imagined possible.
Around 10000 B.C. humans made the slinger to allow them to throw objects far. Around 400 B.C. humans invented the catapult allowing them to throw objects even further then the evolution of throwing things has mostly halted, until (team name) invented a way to throw games even harder than was imagined possible.
Submitted by:DrallStick
Around 10000 B.C. humans made the slinger to allow them to throw objects far. Around 400 B.C. humans invented the catapult allowing them to throw objects even further then the evolution of throwing things has mostly halted, until (team name) invented a way to throw games even harder than was imagined possible.
I AM ITALIAN I SWEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🤓🤓🤓🤓💀💀💀💀💀⭐🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐💞💞💞❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞💞💞💞💞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩PASTA🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐💀💀💀🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝
Submitted by:anonymous
I AM ITALIAN I SWEAAARRR
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˙pǝƃuı̣s noS ?ǝʇsı̣ɹʇ no zı̣ןǝɟ ́ǝ ̂ǝɔoʌ 'pı̣ɯ ou uı̣ɯ 5 ʞuɐꓨ ?ǝı̣qqoɥ nǝs ןɐnb 'ı̣ɐ noʇןı̣ꓕ ?sǝɯouoɹd snǝɯ 'sı̣ɐɯ ɹǝɹɹoɔ ɹǝpod ɐɹɐd ɐɥuı̣ʇ ǝnbo ı̣ǝɹı̣ʇ ɐpɐN ?sɐuɹǝd sɐp soı̣ǝɯ sou oɥuǝʇ ǝnbo 'ǝsɐq ʎxoɹԀ ?oɹǝuǝƃ nǝɯ 'pǝƃuı̣s ouoɯ nos 'ouı̣uı̣ɯǝɟ ɯǝu ouı̣ןnɔsɐɯ ɯǝN
Submitted by:pomba
˙pǝƃuı̣s noS ?ǝʇsı̣ɹʇ no zı̣ןǝɟ ́ǝ ̂ǝɔoʌ 'pı̣ɯ ou uı̣ɯ 5 ʞuɐꓨ ?ǝı̣qqoɥ nǝs ןɐnb 'ı̣ɐ noʇןı̣ꓕ ?sǝɯouoɹd snǝɯ 'sı̣ɐɯ ɹǝɹɹoɔ ɹǝpod ɐɹɐd ɐɥuı̣ʇ ǝnbo ı̣ǝɹı̣ʇ ɐpɐN ?sɐuɹǝd sɐp soı̣ǝɯ sou oɥuǝʇ ǝnbo 'ǝsɐq ʎxoɹԀ ?oɹǝuǝƃ nǝɯ 'pǝƃuı̣s ouoɯ nos 'ouı̣uı̣ɯǝɟ ɯǝu ouı̣ןnɔsɐɯ ɯǝN
AN APPLE A DAY
*WORLD SHATTERING CRUNCH*
KEEPS THE DOCTOR
A W A W A Y
Submitted by:anonymous
AN APPLE A DAY
*WORLD SHATTERING CRUNCH*
KEEPS THE DOCTOR
A W A W A Y
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Submitted by:anonymous
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
I often get paired with a player named Mort, I will admit, I have paid for my collection, I have been here since March I think and now I very very rarely find a card in packs I don't have in multiple (But I digress) the point I am making is this, in the months I have been playing, Mort has beaten me exactly ONE time, and I'm sure his record against other players is about the same, but he is there Every day, has never conceded a single match against me.My point is the kid has heart and determination, and one day with what little CUE gives you every day he will have enough great cards to win on the regular like the rest of us. That's the kind of players this game needs supporting it.
Submitted by:Kronic1169
Legendary Mort, originating from Discord
I often get paired with a player named Mort, I will admit, I have paid for my collection, I have been here since March I think and now I very very rarely find a card in packs I don't have in multiple (But I digress) the point I am making is this, in the months I have been playing, Mort has beaten me exactly ONE time, and I'm sure his record against other players is about the same, but he is there Every day, has never conceded a single match against me.My point is the kid has heart and determination, and one day with what little CUE gives you every day he will have enough great cards to win on the regular like the rest of us. That's the kind of players this game needs supporting it.
In this perplexing narrative, we find ourselves immersed in a scene where an unknown voice poses the question, "Who's Joe?" This seemingly innocuous query triggers a remarkable chain of events. Without delay, an astonishing phenomenon unfolds as a multitude of bricks, numbering in the thousands, begins an expedient and synchronized movement towards the voice's origin, catching the attention of all those in close proximity.
The very fabric of the Earth itself appears to resonate with anguish, emitting a lamentation that reverberates through the surroundings. Gradually, the ground undergoes a profound rupture, exposing a horrifying entity that emerges from beneath, its form cloaked in a repugnant amalgamation of viscous mucus and noxious tar.
With a haunting whisper, the abomination utters the words "Joe Momma..." The unfortunate man subjected to this unsettling encounter is seized by an agonizing torment, disintegrating into an ephemeral cloud of particles, rendering him naught but mere dust. This spectacle of dissolution instills a pervasive sense of dread that pervades the entire world, causing an oppressive silence to settle upon all who bear witness.
In a final act of grim amusement, the wretched creature responsible for this upheaval casually remarks, "I did a little trolling," before vanishing into the depths of the earth once more, leaving behind a lingering aura of disturbance and uncertainty.
Submitted by:Awesome2000
A summary of a "Joe Mama" copypasta. (From ChatGPT.)
In this perplexing narrative, we find ourselves immersed in a scene where an unknown voice poses the question, "Who's Joe?" This seemingly innocuous query triggers a remarkable chain of events. Without delay, an astonishing phenomenon unfolds as a multitude of bricks, numbering in the thousands, begins an expedient and synchronized movement towards the voice's origin, catching the attention of all those in close proximity.
The very fabric of the Earth itself appears to resonate with anguish, emitting a lamentation that reverberates through the surroundings. Gradually, the ground undergoes a profound rupture, exposing a horrifying entity that emerges from beneath, its form cloaked in a repugnant amalgamation of viscous mucus and noxious tar.
With a haunting whisper, the abomination utters the words "Joe Momma..." The unfortunate man subjected to this unsettling encounter is seized by an agonizing torment, disintegrating into an ephemeral cloud of particles, rendering him naught but mere dust. This spectacle of dissolution instills a pervasive sense of dread that pervades the entire world, causing an oppressive silence to settle upon all who bear witness.
In a final act of grim amusement, the wretched creature responsible for this upheaval casually remarks, "I did a little trolling," before vanishing into the depths of the earth once more, leaving behind a lingering aura of disturbance and uncertainty.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️
Submitted by:anonymous
Yu-Gi-Oh! copypasta when someone's doing Swordsoul combo.
if MY girl👸🥰😍 and Mo Ye 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ revealing Wyrms in my hand 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️ and summoning tokens 💥 TO SYNCHRO INTO CHIXIAO 🥷🙈 AND ADD LONGYUAN TO MY HAND❗️❗️