well well, look who it is, hey! where do you think you're going? class? hehe you got to ask permission from me first no you can't go to class you still haven't done your duty for today what's your duty? oh don't tell me you've forgotten already the toilets in the shitty school aren't cutting for me *farts* well I mean fortunately for you the seats aren't nearly as comfortable as your face *unleashes farts*plus they smell weird and the stalls are small they smell bad? that's not very nice you hurt my feelings *unleashes farts again* ahahahahaha ugggh heheh *farts simmer out* oh you thought this was it didn't you heh oh you poor soul it's only just the begging *farts* nnuughh oh don't worry it's only two weeks worth this time hehahaha *unleashes the hell gate of farts* nnough come on! *farts and shits* heh aogh *farts simmer down* uhu whew that was way more than I thought maybe we should do every two weeks instead of every week anyways since you're so kind I'll let you clean this up ciao
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Unknown fart asmr
well well, look who it is, hey! where do you think you're going? class? hehe you got to ask permission from me first no you can't go to class you still haven't done your duty for today what's your duty? oh don't tell me you've forgotten already the toilets in the shitty school aren't cutting for me *farts* well I mean fortunately for you the seats aren't nearly as comfortable as your face *unleashes farts*plus they smell weird and the stalls are small they smell bad? that's not very nice you hurt my feelings *unleashes farts again* ahahahahaha ugggh heheh *farts simmer out* oh you thought this was it didn't you heh oh you poor soul it's only just the begging *farts* nnuughh oh don't worry it's only two weeks worth this time hehahaha *unleashes the hell gate of farts* nnough come on! *farts and shits* heh aogh *farts simmer down* uhu whew that was way more than I thought maybe we should do every two weeks instead of every week anyways since you're so kind I'll let you clean this up ciao
NO GAMES
I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHICH CONSOLE YOU BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY TOOK CUSTODY OF THESE COMPANIES TO MAKE SOME GAMES, THATS ALL. I. KNOW.
IN CONSOLES EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY, WATCH 'EM FLY BUY AS THEY CEASE ACTIVITY
LOSE MY GAMES AS THE LICENSES EXPIRE, I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY, ITS SO. UN. FAIR.
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW, THREW THEIR DEVELOPERS RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, WASTED IT ALL JUST TO GO. BANK. RUPT.
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Xbox
NO GAMES
I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHICH CONSOLE YOU BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY TOOK CUSTODY OF THESE COMPANIES TO MAKE SOME GAMES, THATS ALL. I. KNOW.
IN CONSOLES EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY, WATCH 'EM FLY BUY AS THEY CEASE ACTIVITY
LOSE MY GAMES AS THE LICENSES EXPIRE, I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY, ITS SO. UN. FAIR.
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW, THREW THEIR DEVELOPERS RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, WASTED IT ALL JUST TO GO. BANK. RUPT.
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