[Copypasta] Kripp if you don't play a lonely island song next...

twitchquotes: Kripp, if you don't play a lonely island song in the next 5 minutes i will go to your house, pet your cat, eat your pizza, drink your oj, spill your salt and copy your pasta, plz no copy pasterino lonerino islanderino
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

twitchquotes: I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

Patrick Star - I am back

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August 2015
Kripp

Kappa is no longer working

twitchquotes: ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ATTENTION ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime ItsBoshyTime Someone has reported that the kappa emote is no longer working. Please type "Ka ppa" (no spaces) to confirm that it is indeed still working. Kappa
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Kripp starts a salt mine

twitchquotes: As Kripp frantically tries to fix his router and internet issues. The stays dedicated and vigilante. After trying to fix these issues that arose at hand he finally came to realize that this was all worth nothing. He stopped fixing the issues and threw his computer out the window. He started up a Salt Mining company in the Himalayan mountains called Kripp Salt. He is starting a family and all is well. Thanks Kripp. BibleThump
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

twitchquotes: ᢫ᢦ˒ᡗᡉᢰ α΅˜α΅– α΅α΅’α΅—Κ°α΅‰Κ³αΆ α΅˜αΆœα΅α΅‰Κ³Λ’ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡃʳᡉ ᡃ᢫᢫ α΅ƒαΆœα΅—αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ ʷᡃʸ α΅’α΅˜α΅— α΅’αΆ  Κ°α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ αΆ°α΅’α΅— α΅ƒαΆœα΅—αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ¦αΆ° α΅ƒαΆœαΆœα΅’Κ³α΅ˆ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° α΅—Κ·αΆ¦α΅—αΆœΚ° α΅–α΅’αΆ«αΆ¦αΆœαΆ¦α΅‰Λ’ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° ᡃ᢫᢫ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ ˒ᡖᡃᡐᡐᢦᢰᡍ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡃʳᡉ ᡃ᢫˒ᡒ ʳᡘᢦᢰᢦᢰᡍ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ αΆœΚ°α΅ƒα΅— ʷʰᢦᢜʰ α΄΅ ᡖᡃʸ $4β‹…99 ᡃ ᡐᡒᢰᡗʰ α΅—α΅’ ᡉᢰʲᡒʸ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ α΄΅ ˒ʷᡉᡃʳ α΅—α΅’ α΅α΅’α΅ˆ αΆ¦αΆ  α΄΅ ˒ᡉᡉ ᡃᢰʸᡒᢰᡉ αΆœα΅’α΅–ΚΈ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ᡖᡃ˒ᡗᡉ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΄΅'ᡐ αΆœα΅ƒαΆ«αΆ«αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ ᡗʰᡉ αΆœα΅’α΅–Λ’
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp
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