[Copypasta] Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: Ｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｔｓＳｔａｖｒｏｓｔｈｅＦｒｕｉｔＳｅｌｌｅｒｆｒｏｍ the bazaar．Ｉ＇ｍｓｏｒｒｙｔｏｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｂｕｔｙｏｕ＇ｖｅｄｒａｉｎｅｄＧｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓｅｎｔｉｒｅｓｕｐｐｌｙｏｆＯｒａｎｇｅｓ．ＢｅｃａｕｓｅｏｆｔｈｅｒｉｏｔｉｎｇｏｎｔｈｅｓｔｒｅｅｔｓｗｅａｄｖｉｓｅｙｏｕｔｏｈｉｄｅａｎｙＯＪｓｕｐｐｌｙｙｏｕｍｉｇｈｔｈａｖｅｌｅｆｔ．ＷｅｃａｎｎｏｗｏｎｌｙｓｅｌｌｙｏｕＯｌｉｖｅＪｕｉｃｅａｎｄｔｈｅｏｄｄｊａｒｏｆＴｚａｔｚｉｋｉ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｇｙｒｏｏｕｚｏ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

twitchquotes: "Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.

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April 2014

Kripp

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, “Why, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.

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May 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

EU hearthstone expansion delayed

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twitchquotes: LUL

I am from EU LUL

my breath smells like poo LUL

Expansion delayed LUL

And the server's down too LUL

twitch chat

April 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

EU vs NA

Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: ☑ always 1 hr late ☑ 20 minute intro ☑ bit sleepy today ☑ foodie time ☑ constant salt/complaining ☑ 1 hr of actual gameplay ☑ ending stream early ☑ no stream tomorrow

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May 2015

Kripp

Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed

twitchquotes: Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."

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September 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone