[Copypasta] A casual player like yourself might get injured!

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Hello Kripp, I am Pappargoth the Ancient

twitchquotes: ā•­(ā—•ā—• ā—‰ą·“ā—‰ ā—•ā—•)ā•® Hello Kripp, I am Pappargoth the Ancient, an Alien from the Planet Hardcore. We sent you to Earth, where your hardcore-ness would conquer the planet. We see you have failed in the mission and become casual.
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: ā•°Uā•Æā˜œ(ā—‰É·ā—‰ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
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November 2014
Kripp

The unluckiest human ever

twitchquotes: BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Pump the brightness and feel have sex with videos

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½Œļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ¼¹ļ½ļ½•ļ¼“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ¼© ļ½ļ½•ļ½ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‚ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‡ļ½ˆļ½”ļ½Žļ½…ļ½“ļ½“ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ¼© ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½“ļ½…ļ½˜ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½„ļ½…ļ½ ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

I'm going to kill that prosterino

twitchquotes: The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp
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