[Copypasta] Parrot is just of new cat

Brofist straight in your pepperonis

twitchquotes: Hᴇʏ Kʀɪᴘᴘ, I ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ. Mʏ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ "ʙʀᴏғɪsᴛ" ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴜᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. Iғ I ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ, I'ʟʟ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙʀᴏғɪsᴛ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɪs. Tʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ʀᴜɪɴɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ.

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November 2014

Kripp

All becoming SELLOUT

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＳＰＯＮＳＯＲＥＤ，ｍｙｈａｎｄｇｏｅｓａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｉｎｍｙｐｏｃｋｅｔ．ＩｆｅｅｌｔｈｅｔｅｘｔｕｒｅｏｆｔｈｅｄｏｌｌａｒｓａｎｄＩｆｅｅｌＩｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｓｐｏｎｓｏｒ．ＡｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ

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April 2016

Kripp

sellout

In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (◕‿◕✿)

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January 2015

Kripp

Sauté the Pepperoni

twitchquotes: First you boil some pasta, preferably Fagottini ( ͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ ~~~~~Then you sauté the Pepperoni ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ (o o o)

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March 2015

Kripp

Tuck me

twitchquotes: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　tuck me 　　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

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January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Parrot is just of new cat

Brofist straight in your pepperonis

All becoming SELLOUT

sellout

In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

Sauté the Pepperoni

Tuck me

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