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Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea
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Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. 
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I CTRL V THINGS INTO CHAT BECAUSE I AM A MINDLESS RETARD
I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo
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Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
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Gorgeous tone of gray
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GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY ✓ 
TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ 
MUST BE ✓
TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ MUST BE ✓
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Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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