[Copypasta] This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Why can't I mill this zoo?

twitchquotes: 乁། ˵ ◕ – ◕ ˵ །ㄏＷＨＹＣＡＮＴＩＭＩＬＬＴＨＩＳＺＯＯ？乁། ˵ ◕ – ◕ ˵ །ㄏ

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

EU>NA

twitchquotes: I *** on the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, the Fattys, Guys who have no idea of anything and the most Hated Country EU > NA 4 ever

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed, the countless years of veganism finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he tells Rania "K"

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player

twitchquotes: First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player. If you don't know what that is, it's not important, just know it's a deck I'm very passionate about and that I've played for three years now. That's right, I've played the same deck for the years, and it's never gotten stale. Why? Because the enjoyment comes from mastering the deck, from fine tuning my decision making, my sequencing, from learning how to play around the latest and greatest shenanigans.

twitch chat

August 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

I like turtles

Why can't I mill this zoo?

EU>NA

The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

First, some perspective. I'm a PURIFY-PRIEST player

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