[Copypasta] Please don't copy paste or I might get fired

twitchquotes: Hey guys, Im a blizzard employee and I wanted to give all you fellow kripparians a sneak peak at one of our new GvG cards. It's called the coin- 0 mana and if you play it turn 1 as the first player, it randomly selects a player and they automatically win. Hope you are all excited for the new expansion, please don't copy paste or I might get fired.

twitch chat

November 2014

TidesOfTime

I used to be a real ad

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Buying Monster and adult diapers

twitchquotes: I’m telling you, TidesOfTime is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door

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June 2019

TidesOfTime

When Tides watches Reynad's stream

twitch chat

June 2015

TidesOfTime

Guys don't be mean to Tides!

twitchquotes: Guys don't be mean to Tides! Blizzard has hired him to figure out how many legends there are by losing as many ranks as possible. Pls no copypasta.

twitch chat

February 2015

TidesOfTime

Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn

twitchquotes: Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn here. We have received word you are singing to your viewers. As a Streamer on our newest acquisition, Twitch, your voice is now copy-righted. Please stop immediately. Thank you.

twitch chat

August 2014

TidesOfTime

DUDUDUDUDU

twitchquotes: ~ Kreygasm

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~ DUDUDUDUDUDU ~ Kreygasm

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twitch chat

February 2015

TidesOfTime

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