[Copypasta] I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: Ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｓｅｅ Ｋｒｉｐｐ＇ｓ ｋｎｅｅ， Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｌｉｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｋｎｅｅ． Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｋｎｅｅ． Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｋｎｅｅ． Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｋｎｅｅ ｆｒｅｅ． Ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｐｏｏｐｅｒｉｎｏ．
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March 2014
Kripp
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Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
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March 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

I once had sleep paralysis

twitchquotes: i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
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December 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

twitchquotes: Ｈｅｌｌｏ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ Ｏｐｔｉｍｕｓ Ｐｒｉｍｅ ｒｅｓｐｏｎｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｎｃｏｄｅｄ ｍｅｓｓａｇｅ． Ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄ ｉｎ ｐｏｕｒｉｎｇ ｏｕｒ ｓｅｌｆ ｉｎ ＯＪ ｗｈｉｌｅ Ｔｏｐｄｅｃｋｉｎｇ Ｄｏｎｇｅｒｓ． Ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｂｅ ａｄｖｉｓｅ ｔｈａｔ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ ｂｅｅｐｉｎｇ ｗｉｌｌ ｌｅａｖｅ ｍｅ ｎｏ ｃｈｏｉｃｅ ｂｕｔ ｔｏ ｐｅｐｐｅｒｏｎｉ ｔｈｅ Ｎａｚｉ ｍｏｄｓ．
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March 2014
Kripp

I'm Tanner jr. btw!

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, I just turned 5 years old! My dad says I'm pretty good at this game at that I should watch your stream to learn how not to play bad. He says he stole your high school girlfriend. Oh yeah, I'm Tanner Jr. btw! Nice to meet you!
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May 2019
Kripp

Tanner from High School

I am Admiral Akbar, commander of the Somalian Piraterinos

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November 2014
Kripp
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