[Copypasta] Don't just feel casual look casual!

twitchquotes: COMING SOON!! Casual wear by Kripparian! Don't just feel casual look casual! Just pay the low low price of 4.99$ a month. And you took can look and act like a casual! Order now and get a free brofist!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Levitating a hockey stick

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)โ•ฏโ•ฒ_____ don't mind me, just levitating a hockey stick
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Hello, Kripparrian, this is your ass, Assarrian

twitchquotes: Hello, Kripparrian, this is your ass, Assarrian, with a humble request to stop talking out of me. I know it's fun to pretend like you have any idea what you're talking about, and to pull random statistics out of me to support whatever point you're awkwardly trying to make, but come on! I have a hard enough time dealing with the vegan garbage in your digestive tract! Do us both a favor and use your brain once in a while! Thanks! - Assarrian.
twitch chat
December 2017
Kripp

Classic

Because it's a cool cat

twitchquotes: CoolCat FORCED CoolCat TO CoolCat SPAM CoolCat THIS CoolCat EMOTE CoolCat BECAUSE CoolCat ITS CoolCat A CoolCat COOL CoolCat CAT CoolCat
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: โ˜‘ always 1 hr late โ˜‘ 20 minute intro โ˜‘ bit sleepy today โ˜‘ foodie time โ˜‘ constant salt/complaining โ˜‘ 1 hr of actual gameplay โ˜‘ ending stream early โ˜‘ no stream tomorrow
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day

twitchquotes: Hey dad, you never answered any of my calls all day. Still waiting for you to pick up me and Cattarian from the "Foster Care" fun park that you left us at a few months ago. Tell Motherania that we miss her too. If you dont pick us up soon we'll be forced to work in the salt mines. Love, Kripp Jr
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp
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