[Copypasta] Jarnitro's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Give the Kitty 200 kissy wissy's on his little tum tum

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is Kenneth J. Nipplemeyer IV, sole heir to the Nipplemeyer fortune. I am willing to give you the entirety of my family's $26 Billion Fortune if you give the Kitty 200 kissy wissy's on his little tum tum on stream. Must be done enthusiastically and at 60fps or no deal. Sincerely. Kenneth aka "the Nippster"
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

NaCl deficiency disorder

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, your stream has changed my life completely. I suffer from severe NaCl (salt) deficiency disorder. I had to visit the hospital 5 times a week for salt injections. However, watching your stream supplies me enough salt through the screen. You saved me money time and effort. I can't thank you enough. I owe u my life.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

salty

Kripp with sunglasses

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
ascii art
January 2015
Kripp

I've been making memes since I was 11

twitchquotes: Lษชsแด›แด‡ษด แด…แดœแด…แด‡, I'แด แด‡ ส™แด‡แด‡ษด แดแด€แด‹ษชษดษข แดแด‡แดแด‡s sษชษดแด„แด‡ I แดกแด€s 11, ษชส€แดษดษชแด„แด€สŸสŸส แดแด‡แดแด‡ษชษดษข sษชษดแด„แด‡ I แดกแด€s 17, แด€ษดแด… แด€ษดแด›ษช-ษชส€แดษดษชแด„แด€สŸสŸส แด€ษดแด›ษช-แดแด‡แดแด‡ษชษดษข sษชษดแด„แด‡ ษช แดกแด€s 20. Iแด แด‡ แด„สŸแด‡แด€ส€สŸส ส™แด‡แด‡ษด แด€สœแด‡แด€แด… แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ แดแด‡แดแด‡ส€ษชษดแด แดแด‡แด›แด€แด„สœษชษดแด า“แดส€ แด€ ษขแดแดแด… 6 สแด‡แด€ส€s ษดแดแดก. Gแด‡แด› แด€ ษขส€ษชแด˜ แดœ า“แดœแด„แด‹ษชษด ษดแด‡ส€แด… :^)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

COPERINO๏ปฟ FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ YOU COPERINO๏ปฟ FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ
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November 2014
Kripp
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