[Copypasta] Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

Mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games

twitchquotes: Using footage of Octavian "Kripp" Morosan's mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games, a landmark sleep study at Cologne University has successfully replicated the brain patterns produced in a comatose state. Lead researcher Don Pepporoni had hopes that this research will be able to cure the thousands of mentally invalid children who have, of late, been reduced to perpetual shitposting on video game streams.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Ruining my twitch chat experience

twitchquotes: You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kappa faces and frankerzs. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here!

twitchquotes: Hey everyone, Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here! PermaSmug

We are glad to see chat loves the game. You can download it for free for IOS of Andrioid right now and get 500 gems for free! Want to play more? No problem! Just use this

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twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

sellout

РУССКИЙ ИЛИ БУНТ

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ РУССКИЙ ИЛИ БУНТ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

Mindnumbingly slow Hearthstone games

I like turtles

Ruining my twitch chat experience

Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here!

sellout

РУССКИЙ ИЛИ БУНТ

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