[Copypasta] Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'

twitchquotes: My favorite streamer is the Kripparrian. I often find my self watching his old vods just to stare and look at his 'salty boy' body. Any BM plays he performed really showcased his pristine hearthstone skill. Sometimes i pause the stream and masterbait numerous times. The reveal of his diablo t-shirt never ceases to excite me. Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"
twitch chat
October 2017
Kripp

Copyright infringement of copypastas

twitchquotes: TWITCH CHAT, this is the POLICE. We have heard rumors that you have been performing illegal actions, such as copyright infringement in this stream. You must cease your use of these copy(righted)pastas immediately or you will be arrested for your crimes. Internet piracy is NOT a victimless crime, and you WILL be punished.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

krippO

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ascii art
August 2016
Kripp

This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy Rania can't win against a hot blonde like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" โ˜‘ "She had the perfect cameltoe" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I couldn't do to herโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI ate her perfectlyโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œWhat a slutโ€
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

BREAKING NEWS

twitchquotes: ๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผท๏ผณ๏ผš ๏ผก๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™ ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ
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November 2014
Kripp
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