[Copypasta] Pride month is over.

Pride month is over. pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario. The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide. Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...
July 2022
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Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
September 2021

See you in court

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, this is Anne, just letting you know that the DNA test came back positive and I will be seeing you in court to get my child support. Oh and btw she is now 4 years old and asking where is daddy ***, either way see you in court..
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Ads on imaqtpie's stream

twitchquotes: Hey QT, I was enjoying a session of ads on your stream recently, when it abruptly ended after only 45 minutes. Could you please fix this, me and my wife are eager to know how effective this kitchen cleaner will be!
twitch chat
August 2016
imaqtpie

Bear

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November 2014

Eredar Lord of the Casual Legion

twitchquotes: ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผฆ๏ผก๏ผฃ๏ผฅ ๏ผซ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฐ๏ผฐ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผš ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผค๏ผก๏ผฒ ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผค ๏ผฏ๏ผฆ ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฅ ๏ผฃ๏ผก๏ผณ๏ผต๏ผก๏ผฌ ๏ผฌ๏ผฅ๏ผง๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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