Pride month is over.
pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario.
The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide.
Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...
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Hey, I noticed you were a female
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
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For Women.