Pride month is over.
pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario.
The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide.
Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...
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Wow! I love Verizonâ˘!
twitchquotes:
Wow! I love Verizonâ˘! Iâm glad that the internet is so free! Isnât it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itâs really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iâm sure they wonât abuse it! Thank you Verizonâ˘! I love Verizonâ˘! Donât you love Verizonâ˘?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonâ˘! Canât you see theyâre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donât you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonâ˘! Thank you Verizonâ˘! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying âthis is whatâs best for a free and open internetâ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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Net Neutrality
Alright, ocean mage, I guess
twitchquotes:
âAlright, ocean mage, I guessâ âHavenât picked moist magician in a while, letâs go wet wizard âhydro conjuror isnât that good, but alrightâ
âAlright, ocean mage, I guessâ âHavenât picked moist magician in a while, letâs go wet wizard âhydro conjuror isnât that good, but alrightâ
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Teamfight Tactics
In Twitch Chat they don't say I love you
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In Twitch Chat they don't say "I love you", instead they say "OMEGALUL" which translates to "I watch you to not laugh with you, but at you" and I think that's really beautiful.
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Kripp's next hoodie color
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Hey Kripp, Im excited to think of what the next hoodie color will be. This ones been going strong 20 days in a row now. Maybe we'll go back to the blue one or even the other light grey one that was worn for 30+ days. It's like a game now.
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Kripp
Asmongoldâs Defence for Brony Accusation
"Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"
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