[Copypasta] Pride month is over.

Pride month is over. pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario. The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide. Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...
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Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer

twitchquotes: Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
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imaqtpie

Kniferino to cut off your dongerino

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœษชs ษชs สœแด€า“แดœ! ษช แด€แด แด„แดแดษชษดษข แด›แด แด‡sษขษด แด€s แดกแด‡สŸสŸ, แด€ษดแด… ษขแดœแด‡ss แดกสœแด€แด› ษช แด€แด ส™ส€ษชษดษขษชษดษข แดกษชแด›สœ แดแด‡? แด€ สŸษชแด›แด›สŸแด‡ แด‹ษดษชา“แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด›แด แด„แดœแด› แดา“า“ สแดแดœส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“แดส€ แด„สœแด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แดษด แดแด‡! ษชา“ ษช sแด‡แด‡ แด€ sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœ ษช แด€แด ษขแดษชษดษข แด›แด sแด›แด€ส€แด› แด…แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜! แด…แดษดแด› แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แดแด‡ แด…แด แด›สœแด€แด› แด›สœแดแดœษขสœ. แด˜สŸแดข แด„แดแดแด‡ ส™แด€แด„แด‹.
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Kripp

Colossal amount of educational content

twitchquotes: What is this painful experience youโ€™re inflicting upon us, Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana? I personally am not attending to this League of Legends stream to be witness to this truly horrendous game known as the ยซDark Dungeons". I came for magnificent memes, incredibly pleasurable Skyrim questing, and exciting League of Legends games with a colossal amount of educational content.
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imaqtpie

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I sexually identify as Rick Harrison

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as Rick Harrison. For 21 years I dreamed of working at my very own pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Call me retarded but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m getting plasticsurgery to install 18th century muskets and vintage movieposters on my body. You can now refer to me as Rick Harrison and respect my right to not know WHAT is gonna come through that door. If you can't acceptme you're a pawnphobe and need to check your door privileges. Thank you for having a story and a price.
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August 2016

Rick Harrison

I sexually Identify as

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