[Copypasta] Pride month is over.

Pride month is over. pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario. The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide. Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...
July 2022
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

You do not deserve to have Raymond

twitchquotes: Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.
twitch chat
June 2020

When chat spam my kripp stream crashes

twitchquotes: Hey guys. I am living in poor family with low interneting and very cheap pc barely handle kripp stream at 5 fps and when chat spam my kripp stream crashes so please dont spam the chat thank you.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, it's me Timothy

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, ษชแด›'s แดแด‡, แด›ษชแดแดแด›สœส. ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แดแด‡? สแดแดœ แดœsแด‡แด… แด›แด ส™แดœสŸสŸส แดแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แด„แด€สŸสŸ แดแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ส™ แดกแดส€แด… แดกสœแด‡ษด ษช แดกแด€s แด€ แด‹ษชแด…, ส™แดœแด› ษช ษขส€แด‡แดก แดœแด˜ แด€ษดแด… ษขแดแด› แด›แดแดœษขสœ แ•ฆ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)แ•ค . ษช แด€แด ษดแดแดก สœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด‡า“แด‡ษดแด… แดส สœแดษดแดส€ แด€ษดแด… แด‹ษชแด„แด‹ สแดแดœส€ แด€** (เธ‡'ฬ€-'ฬ)เธ‡
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Twitch Chat containment solution

twitchquotes: International efforts to contain the most toxic and dangerous internet dwellers have failed time and time again, until a secret organisation offered to build a prison for internet's worst scum. The project codenamed "Twitch Chat" pretending to be an addition to a livestreaming service has proven to be a very effective containment solution.
twitch chat
January 2019

Mario head

July 2019

NSFW

Text-to-Speech Playing