I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to cum. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to cum to the internet, I want to cum to anyone who's seen the video, I want to cum to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to cum to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to cum. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.
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Quibi is shutting down. Whatâs the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table wonât be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get âquick bitesâ of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go?
As if 2020 wasnât bad enough now I canât watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city?
Whatâs the point?
I for one am not âcontentâ with the current state of the âcontentâ
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On March 21st, 2016 Jerma was streaming Overwatch
On March 21st, 2016 Jerma was streaming Overwatch when suddenly he felt an overwhelming sense of dread. Moments later, Ster (who was hiding behind the curtains) snuck up behind Jerma, and after a short struggle, Ster stole Jerma's hat, saying "I'm you now." Jerma died. At that point the camera footage was frozen, but it later returned to Ster pretending to be Jerma.
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Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 6, Finale Part 3)
The other day, it was âtake your kid to work dayâ at my dadâs job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldnât help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, âIs this the Among Us but real??â My dad replied âNo, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.â
As we entered the building, my dad said âSon, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.â He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said âDoes anyone wanna play some Among Us?â However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled âExecutive Meeting Roomâ. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me âHey buddy, are you lost?â I noticed that his nametag read âHugh Johnson, CFOâ. âDoes CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?â, I asked. âNo, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!â He was yelling at me. So I said âYouâre sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have a⌠HUGE JOHNSON?! Thatâs funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!â I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said âWanna play some Among Us guys?â
The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said âYoung man, go back to the first floor now!â But the sexy woman I just couldnât listen to as I admired her. âNo, because you have big tits.â Her jaw dropped, and she said, âYoung man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!â She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said âDo you like what you see?â Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. âIâm so hot~~~~â I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnât find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.
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Having to call a judge âyour honorâ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
âYour Honorâ. I mean gimmie a fuckinâ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iâve seriously seen courtrooms where theyâll say âSirâ and the judge will be like âItâs âYour Honorâ young man!!â
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use âSirâ like everybody else.
Itâs some LARPING Iâd expect kids to do. âOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!â
Shut up.
EDIT: Iâm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yâall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying âitâs just a title, like Doctor!â. Judges have a title like âDoctorâ, itâs called âJudgeâ - Doctors donât expect us to call them âThy Healerâ or some crap like that.