[Copypasta] I'm gay because...

You are gay because you like men I’m gay because I hate women We are not the same
April 2022
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NA COMING THROUGH LUL

twitchquotes: NA COMING THROUGH LUL GO TO SCHOOL RISK LIFE LUL 10 IQ PRESIDENT LUL GETTING MY SISTER PREGNANT LUL WALL LUL THINK THEY SAVED WORLD WAR LUL NA EDUCATION LUL GOVERMENT SO BAD HAD TO SHUT DOWN LUL 45
twitch chat
March 2019

Classic

EU vs NA

Hello Reynad, this is your Mother

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-
twitch chat
December 2014
Reynad

Why not just play melee?

twitchquotes: I find it so weird that the smash4 crowd is so hype that ultimate "moves more like melee" Like if youre so torqued about melee movement why not just.. play melee? The game is already out, doesn't require a 300$ console, is likely a better game, and doesn't have an expiration date
twitch chat
December 2018

Super Smash Bros

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

twitchquotes: IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable β˜ͺI could never delete you Brother!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺMujahideenπŸ‘ͺ who would give their lives for ο·²Allahο·² Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you πŸš«β€ βœ‘πŸš« 3 back: you're off the martyr listβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatlyβ˜ͺπŸ’¦ 10+ back: JANAHο·²!ο·²!πŸ’•πŸ’•β˜ͺπŸ‘…πŸ‘…
twitch chat
August 2020

Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'?

twitchquotes: Can you guys stop typing 'misplay'? We know Kripp is not the best player and he might be a bit slow in the head, but stop pointing out the obvious by typing 'misplay' over and over.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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