[Copypasta] I'm gay because...

You are gay because you like men I’m gay because I hate women We are not the same
April 2022
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My 12 year old son watches Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.
twitch chat
October 2017

Rick and Morty

Kripp Fapparian

twitchquotes: After the execution of Cattarian, orchestrated by House Fapparian, Rania Cattarian of House Cattarian vowed to take revenge on her husband and the king of Twitcheros, Kripp Fapparian. Rania infiltrated Kripp's Landing to sprinkle PJSalt on Kripp's foodies during the royal streaming session. Kripp's last words were, "***, I'M NEVER LUCKY!"
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston

twitchquotes: I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of PJSalt that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer BlessRNG
twitch chat
September 2017
Kripp

Hunter's mark face

twitchquotes: Wtf are you doing, just hunter's mark face and kill him?! FailFish
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

GIFF 2GD

twitchquotes: 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つつ ā—•_ā—• ༽つ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つつ ā—•_ā—• ༽つ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つつ ā—•_ā—• ༽つ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つつ ā—•_ā—• ༽つ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つつ ā—•_ā—• ༽つ GIFF 2GD 恤 ā—•_ā—• ༽つ
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February 2016
Dota Major

Dota 2

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