You are gay because you like men
Iβm gay because I hate women
We are not the same
What happened to this ad? :(
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Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you?
Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth JPOW The Wise? I thought not. Itβs not a story the Motley Fool would tell you. Itβs a π³οΈβππ» legend. Darth JPOW was a Dark Lord of the FED, so gay and such a bear he could use his money printer to influence the economy to create inflationβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stonk prices from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to beβ¦ transitory. He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tendies, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Nancy Pelosi everything he knew, then she sold at the top. Ironic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself.
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HAND OVER THE MEMES
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HAND OVER THE MEMES (ββ _β )=Ξ΅/Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ/'ΜΏ'ΜΏ ΜΏ \ 
/ I'M CLEAN ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\Π·=(ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―ΜΏΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
/ I'M CLEAN ΜΏ' ΜΏ'\Μ΅ΝΜΏΜΏ\Π·=(ΜΏβΜΏβΜΏΔΉΜ―ΜΏΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
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Mutant Seagull
horses are grass engines
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the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras
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