[Copypasta] I'm gay because...

You are gay because you like men I’m gay because I hate women We are not the same
April 2022
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Trevor from ChatBotsForTwitch.com

twitchquotes: Hi [insert streamer name], this is Trevor from ChAtBotsForTwitch,com. We kindly request that if you're going to pay the extra to have our employees interact with your chat, you don't make fun of them. We know you have difficulty getting real viewers and it frustrates you, but please don't take it out on my employees. Thank you, Trevor.
twitch chat
March 2021

Classic

How come we can't ever invade a cool country (Generation Kill)

Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come countries like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
March 2021

Don't even try to compare Xqc to Forsen

twitchquotes: Don't even try to compare Xqcow to frozen. Xqcow is god, frozen is dog. Xqcow is smart, frozen is a wet shart. Xqcow makes Poggers plays, frozen is a glorified sleep aid. Xqcow is the juicer, frozen is a fruit. Capiche kiddo?
twitch chat
January 2022
Forsen

Leifman talk the mumble automatically go to awkward

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½Œļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ļ½Œļ½‹ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½ļ½‚ļ½Œļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½—ļ½‹ļ½—ļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ¼Ž ļ¼¬ļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž get rekt by ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… kripp ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ at ļ½ļ½Žļ½… ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ¼Ž all ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½•ļ½Žļ½ļ½ļ½„ ļ½Œļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

twitchquotes: Wow guys, enabling bttv gif emotes was by far the worst decision of my life. Is spamming chat with these annoying gachiBASS emotes really the only thing that kids these days do? Am I just out of touch, or is this what chat has devolved to these days? What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?
twitch chat
January 2018
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