[Copypasta] A response to Elon Musk's tweets

can he shut the fuck up for once ? I fucking hate this guy i want to fuck his wife so fucking bad i probably will end up doing so, and lock him in a room and whip his fake hair with a beef nerve and make him eat my d**k just so he gets reminded that he was a bullied child this fucking white monkey wannabe smart try hard loser with huge self confidence issues full of virtual money and virtual fame how the fuck does it feel Elon that every normie with 115 IQ follows you but no real scientist take you seriously ? How does it feel being the autist of hollywood you fucking broken baboon ? Now what, you try to be the world leader ? You think youโ€™re a visionary telling yourself hey iโ€™m the space reddit guy i will live on mars iโ€™m the leader of earth fuck yeah i post 4chan memes they love me GUESS WHAT THERE ARE PEOPLE ON EARTH THAT WILL OVERPOWER YOU IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE YOUโ€™LL GET MY D**K IN YOUR ANUS AND YOU WILL SCREAM WITH JOY
March 2022
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That's not his knee

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) that's not his knee ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
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November 2014
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Red sus but with emojis (Among Us)

twitchquotes: Red ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ“› sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Red ๐Ÿ”ด ๐Ÿ”ด suuuus. I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ red ๐Ÿ‘น ๐Ÿ”ด, sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ, hahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ. Why ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” arent you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚? I ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‘ฅ just made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘ a reference ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ to the popular ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ“น game ๐ŸŽฎ ๐ŸŽฎ "Among ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐ŸŽ› ๐Ÿ’ฐ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ"! How can you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ not laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ at it? Emergeny meeting ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿค! Guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘จ, this here guy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป doesnt laugh ๐Ÿคฃ โ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜… at my funny ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ƒ Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ memes ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ˜‚! Lets ๐Ÿ™† ๐Ÿ™† beat โœŠ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘Š him ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘จ to death ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฅโ“ ๐Ÿ’€! Dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ โ˜  body ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ reported โ˜Ž ๐Ÿง! Skip ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ! Skip ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง! Vote ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ” blue ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’™! Blue ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’™ was not an impostor ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜ . Among ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ…ฐ us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ in a nutshell ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜  hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ˜‚. What?! Youre still ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ not laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ass ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ…ฐ off ๐Ÿ“ด ๐Ÿ“ดโ˜ ? I ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘ SEVERAL ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ’ฏ funny ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ“ references ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ“– to Among ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ Us ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and YOU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”ฅ STILL ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™„ ARENT LAUGHING ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ??!!! Bruh โš  ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ya ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽผ ๐Ÿ™€ hear ๐Ÿ‘‚ ๐Ÿ‘‚ that? Wooooooosh ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ. Whats ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ woooosh ๐Ÿš ๐Ÿš? Oh ๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ™€, nothing โŒ ๐Ÿšซ. Just the sound ๐Ÿ‘‚ ๐Ÿ”Š of a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ flying โœˆ โœˆ over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ” your ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ head ๐Ÿ’† ๐Ÿ’†. Whats ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿค” that? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ‘‰ think ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ญ im ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’˜ annoying ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ ? Kinda ๐Ÿ™… ๐Ÿ™… sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ, bro ๐Ÿ‘† ๐ŸŒˆโ˜บ๐Ÿ‘ฌ. Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚! Anyway ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›, yea ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ’ฏ, gotta ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘‰ go ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿƒ do tasks โœ” ๐Ÿ“‹. Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚!
twitch chat
December 2020

Among Us / Amogus

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twitchquotes: ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠไธŽๆœฌไบŒไธŠๆ—ฆไธŠไบŒๆœฌไธŽๅŠๅ‰ไธ€ๅๅปฟๅžๅนฟไธ‹ๅŽ‚ๅŽ‚ไธ‹ๅนฟๅžๅปฟๅไธ€ๅ‰ๅŠ
twitch chat
May 2020

TIFU: By slapping my wifeโ€™s ass

TIFU: By slapping my wifeโ€™s ass Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking. This is where things got weird. As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with โ€œyes daddy, spank me harder!โ€ (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with โ€œwhatโ€™s wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?โ€ I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donโ€™t think I can ever have sex again. TL;DR slapped my wifeโ€™s ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donโ€™t know if I can ever have sex again
July 2022

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on

Hi (name), I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon. Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."
September 2021
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