[Copypasta] A response to Elon Musk's tweets

can he shut the fuck up for once ? I fucking hate this guy i want to fuck his wife so fucking bad i probably will end up doing so, and lock him in a room and whip his fake hair with a beef nerve and make him eat my d**k just so he gets reminded that he was a bullied child this fucking white monkey wannabe smart try hard loser with huge self confidence issues full of virtual money and virtual fame how the fuck does it feel Elon that every normie with 115 IQ follows you but no real scientist take you seriously ? How does it feel being the autist of hollywood you fucking broken baboon ? Now what, you try to be the world leader ? You think youโ€™re a visionary telling yourself hey iโ€™m the space reddit guy i will live on mars iโ€™m the leader of earth fuck yeah i post 4chan memes they love me GUESS WHAT THERE ARE PEOPLE ON EARTH THAT WILL OVERPOWER YOU IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE YOUโ€™LL GET MY D**K IN YOUR ANUS AND YOU WILL SCREAM WITH JOY
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The Godfather

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โก€โข€โ „โก€โข€โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โก€โข€โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ โ ˆโ „โ ‚โ „โก€โ „โ „โก€โข€โ „โข€โ „โข€โ „โก€โ  โ „โ „โ ‚โ โ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โก€โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โก€โ „โ „โ โข€โขโ „โก€โ  โ „โ โกˆโข€โ ˆโข€โ  โ „โข€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ ‚โ „โก โฃฒโขงโฃณโกณโกฏโฃŸโฃผโขฝโฃบโฃœโกตโฃโขœโข”โ ”โก…โข‚โ „โ „โ โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ ˆโ „โข€โก‡โกฏโกบโขตโฃณโขฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโขพโฃโขฎโกณโฃฃโขฃโ ฃโกƒโข…โ ‚โ โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ โข€โ ‡โกชโกธโกธโฃโฃพโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโกฝโฃ—โกฏโฃžโขœโขŒโ ขโกกโขˆโ ˆโ „โ โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ ˆโ †โ •โข”โ กโฃ“โฃ•โขทโฃปโฃฝโฃโขทโฃปโฃปโฃโขฏโขฟโ นโ ธโก‘โก…โ •โ  โ  โ „โ …โ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ ˆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ กโก‘โขโ ŒโกŠโขขโขขโขฑโ ผโฃบโขฟโขโ ฎโขชโฃชโกบโฃ˜โกœโฃ‘โขคโขโ …โ กโข‚โ กโ โก€โข€โ  โ โ „โ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขˆโข€โ กโ จโกขโก‘โกŒโก”โกฎโกทโฃญโขงโฃณโ ญโฃชโฃฒโฃผโฃพโฃŸโฃปโฃฝโฃบโฃธโฃœโขŒโข†โขŒโ โ „โก€โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ Œโกขโกตโ บโ žโ Ÿโ ›โ ฏโ Ÿโ Ÿโ โกซโข—โ Ÿโ โ ™โ ‰โ Šโ ‘โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โข’โ  โ โ „โก€โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โก€โ „โ „โ …โกชโ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โข•โข”โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ  โ โ ˆโข€โ „โ  โ „โกโ „โก€โ ‚โ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ ‚โก‘โ „โ „โ  โ โ „โ โ „โ โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‚โ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โ ‚โ  โ โ „โกโก€โ ‚โข€โ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขโ „โ ‚โข•โข…โข„โ „โฃ€โก€โข„โ „โ โฃ€โฃ”โกตโฃฟโฃฏโ งโกฃโฃขโก โข€โข€โก โ โข€โขโ  โข€โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โก”โข€โ ˜โขฝโฃปโฃถโฃฅโฃ‰โ ฅโกฃโฃฑโฃทโ ปโฃชโฃปโฃทโกฃโกฃโขซโฃžโฃ—โกฆโกตโขปโ บโกธโ โก€โ โ „โ ‚โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ ˜โก€โ ”โข€โ ‘โ โ โกฝโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโ ‚โกทโฃฏโกฟโฃŸโกฟโ Œโก†โ ˜โฃพโฃปโขตโข•โ ”โข€โ โ  โ ˆโก€โ โ „โก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โกโขฐโขˆโข„โ ฑโขฝโฃบโขณโ โฃˆโ „โ „โ ˆโ Šโ ˆโ „โ „โขกโฃโขซโขฏโกขโขŠโข„โขชโ จโ  โ „โก€โ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ  โ ฑโฃ•โกฃโก‡โกโขฎโข•โฃธโฃพโ  โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ ŒโขŸโฃœโกตโฃฏโขทโกดโก…โ …โก‚โ  โ „โขˆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ โข€โ ˆโ ŒโกชโขโขพโฃโฃŽโ ’โ โ ™โ  โ ‘โ โ †โ ’โ โ โ ‰โข€โ ‘โฃโกฟโฃฝโกฝโก‚โ •โ „โ „โ ‚โข€โ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โกˆโ „โข€โ „โ Šโ โขฏโฃทโฃโขŠโข€โฃˆโฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโขถโฃดโขคโขฌโฃŒโขปโกบโกปโ ˆโ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โข€โ โ „โ „โ ‚โ กโ ‘โ •โ …โก•โกฝโก‘โกโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ โ โ  โขŠโ Šโ ขโ ˆโ „โ จโ „โ „โ โ โข€โ ˆโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโข€โ „โ „โ ˆโก€โข‚โ โ „โ ‚โ โ  โ โกขโกชโฃขโฃฒโฃฆโฃ–โก”โกคโกจโกโข„โ Œโ  โ ˆโ โ „โ ‚โ  โ โขˆโ  โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข‚โ „โ ขโ ‚โ ˆโก€โ ˆโก€โ ˆโ ฐโ นโกจโ ‘โก‘โ •โ •โ Šโ Œโ Œโ „โ โ „โ ‚โ โขˆโ „โกโ โ „โกโข€โ ‚โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โกโข„โ ‘โ „โ „โก‡โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โกˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ  โ „โ ‚โข€โ โ „โกˆโ  โ ˆโ „โ „โ  โ โ „โ โ  โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โก€โขŠโ จโข€โขŠโ „โ จโก‚โก‚โ „โ ‚โ „โข€โ „โ  โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โก€โ  โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โก€โ โก€โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ โ จโ „โ …โ „ โ „โ „โ โ „โข‚โ ขโก€โ „โ ฌโ „โ ‚โ …โก€โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ‚โ „โ ‚โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ ‚โขˆโ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ …โ …โ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โขโ „โ โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ •โ ˆโก‚โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ ‚โ „
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