[Copypasta] Why is your cat at school today Kripp?

twitchquotes: The teacher asked Kripp, "Why is your cat at school today Kripp?" Kripp replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Kripp leaves for school today!'
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
More Kripp Copypastas

Pizza baked, crust is cheesy, hey y'all, gimmie gimmie

twitchquotes: ใƒฝเผผOpieOPเผฝ๏พ‰ แด˜ษชแดขแดขแด€ ส™แด€แด‹แด‡แด…, แด„ส€แดœsแด› ษชs แด„สœแด‡แด‡sส, สœแด‡ส ส'แด€สŸสŸ, ษขษชแดแดษชแด‡ ษขษชแดแดษชแด‡ ใƒฝเผผOpieOPเผฝ๏พ‰
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: ๐• |๐• ๐• ๐• |=========> ๐•†โ„•๐•ƒ๐• ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ โ„‚๐”ธโ„• ๐•Ž๐•€๐”ผ๐•ƒ๐”ป ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š ๐•Š๐•Ž๐•†โ„๐”ป ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป โ„•๐•†๐•‹ ๐”น๐”ผ ๐•Š๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•€โ„• ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐•„๐•€โ„• ๐”น๐• ๐•€๐•‹'๐•Š โ„™๐•†๐•Ž๐”ผโ„. ๐”ธโ„๐”ผ ๐•๐•†๐•Œ ๐•‹โ„๐”ผ โ„‚โ„๐•†๐•Š๐”ผโ„• ๐•†โ„•๐”ผ? โ„‚๐•†โ„™๐• ๐•‹โ„๐•€๐•Š โ„™๐”ธ๐•Š๐•‹๐”ธ ๐”ธโ„•๐”ป ๐”ฝ๐•€โ„•๐”ป ๐•†๐•Œ๐•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Hating on Kripp's fistbump sub greetings

twitchquotes: krippFist *** 'fistbump' emotes? Are you shitting me? You have become everything you ridiculed in the past.Every time you reach out your hand to your webcam and lower your voice there is a strong cringe feeling overflowing me like a zoo lock overflows the board. I really didn't care for all the hate you got before for streaming HS all the time since I quite enjoy the game myself. But this retarded crap is too much for me to bare. Goodbye Octavian we had a good run, will keep checking the sub to see if you repented from your sellout ways and returned to the true Kripp self. See you. krippFist
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

sellout

Why can't I mill this zoo?

twitchquotes: ไนเผ หต โ—• โ€“ โ—• หต เผใ„ ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ๏ปฟ๏ผท๏ผจ๏ผน ๏ผฃ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผด ๏ผฉ ๏ผญ๏ผฉ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฉ๏ผณ ๏ผบ๏ผฏ๏ผฏ๏ผŸ ไนเผ หต โ—• โ€“ โ—• หต เผใ„
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus

twitchquotes: bแŽฝ แ’แŽฌแŽชแŽ แŽฅแแŽถ แ†hแŽฅs mแŽฌssแŽชแŽถแŽฌ แŽฝแŽพu แŽชแ’แŽฌ แแŽพแŽณ แŽฅแfแŽฌแŸแ†แŽฌแŽ  แŽณแŽฅแ†h แ†hแŽฌ แŽ แŽชแแฆ แขแŽชsแ†แŽช แ‰แŽฅแ’us. แ†แŽพ แŽถแŽฌแ† แ’แŽฅแŽ  แŽพf แ†hแŽฌ แŽ แŽชแแฆ แขแŽชsแ†แŽช แ‰แŽฅแ’us, แŽฝแŽพu musแ† แขแŽชss แŽฅแ† แŽพแ แ†แŽพ แ†hแŽฌ แŸhแŽชT ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ I'm cured!!
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp
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