Hi Sophie,
Thank you for your application to Team KFC.
We're cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for.
But we'd love to hear from you again when you have some more experience under your wing, so please give us a cluck if you would like to apply in the future.
Best Wishes,
Team KFC
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Kripp fills me completely with value
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I stayed up all night, dreaming of this moment. My pulse is racing. Discarded salt packets and OJ cartons are strewn across the filthy bedroom floor. "Oh look it's another sub," says the Kripp. I am now fully erect. "Welcome to the five dollar club, bro" I barely hear as a single tear runs down my cheek while Kripp's fist fills me completely with value.
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I will tyrannosaurusrek you
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(ฬฟโฬฟโฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ)ฬ If you let me win now, i will not rek you, i will not bm you. but if you don't, i will slow roll you, i will tyrannosaurusrek you (ฬฟโฬฟโฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ)ฬ
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It is canon that Kermit the Frog caused 9/11 in the Muppet universe
In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
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!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
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!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Welcome to the $5 strip club
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So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
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