[Copypasta] Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT

twitchquotes: Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT, cream, do you know what blue light is? Anybody knows what blue light is? No, not bud light. I think that's a beer brand. Talking blue light. Anyways, RFLCT is a new skin care product that protects against blue light and unwanted blue light that may be coming from your monitor. So that's my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little bottles. Stuff like that.
twitch chat
October 2021
I used to be a real ad
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Deez Nuts

โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโก„โ €โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโ €โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ ˆโขปโฃงโ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกพโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโ €โฃฟโกŸโ ›โ ›โ €โ €โฃฟโ ›โ ›โ “โ €โ €โฃ โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โข€โฃ€โฃพโ โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ƒโ €โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โขธโฃฟโ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ ›โ ›โขปโกŸโ ›โ ‹โฃดโกŸโ ‹โ ›โ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ ˜โฃฟโก„โขธโฃฟโ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฆโฃ„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ ˆโขฟโฃพโฃฟโ €โขธโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃท โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฟโ €โ €โ ˆโ ฟโ ฟโ €โ ˆโ ปโ ถโ ถโ พโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ ‡โ €โ €โ ปโ ถโ ถโ ฟโ ƒ
April 2022

Patient #69 Thijs

twitchquotes: Day 63: Patient #69 still calls himself "Thijs" and thinks he live in Netherlands. Almost every day he plays a children's magic poker game and talks to the screen, every day he must take a pill but he calls it "T-time". Our doctors will continue monitoring #69.
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January 2019
Thijs

Hearthstone

As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps

twitchquotes: As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
twitch chat
November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I've won 69 rounds of Fortnite

twitchquotes: ๐“›๐“˜๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“พ๐“น ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ, ๐“ฒ'๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ธ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ๐“ป 90 ๐”‚๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ'๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ถ๐“ฎ? ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ด ๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ, ๐“ฒ'๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ธ๐“ท 69 ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ผ ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ฝ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ฝ. ๐“˜'๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ธ๐“ฏ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ผ๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ผ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ท๐“๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ, ๐“˜ ๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฐ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“น๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ผ. ๐“จ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐“ณ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ผ๐”€๐“ช๐“ฝ, ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ.
twitch chat
September 2018

Fortnite

i got this new anime plot

i got this new anime plot. basically thereโ€™s this high school girl except sheโ€™s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big olโ€™ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
July 2019

Weebs

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