[Copypasta] Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of RFLCT

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Valkyrae co-founded a skincare product line called RFLCT that people have considered shady: https://www.talkesport.com/entertainment/valkyrae-skincare-drama-explained/
What happened to this ad? :(
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