[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

twitchquotes: :tf:

BAN

ONE

YEAR

OLD

AND

YOU

GET

THE

WHOLE

9GAG

twitch chat

February 2017

Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?

twitchquotes: (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Call on me! (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Yes little Dong? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . ʕ⌐ ͡▢ ͜ᴥ ͡▢ʔ

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

COCKtober emojipasta

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice. My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.

January 2022

xQcOW

There are two types of chatters

twitchquotes: Let's get a few things straight. There are two types of chatters: Me and you. I write the "copypasta" and YOU copy and pasta them in chat. This is how it's always worked, we've got it down to a science. Ultimately it's your decision, but there is no room for indecision. So, make a choice NOW otherwise you can kiss this whole chat experience goodbye.

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

MODS

Classic

Ban X Get The Whole Y

Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?

COCKtober emojipasta

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

There are two types of chatters

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

MODS

Classic

Ban X Get The Whole Y

Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?

COCKtober emojipasta

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

There are two types of chatters

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