[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

twitchquotes: AlienPls ⠀ ﾟ⠀*⠀ ｡⠀ ⠀ﾟ⠀｡ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ☆⠀ ⠀★⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ･ﾟ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ★⠀ ｡･⠀⠀⠀ﾟ⠀⠀｡⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ★⠀ ⠀ ･･⠀⠀ ⠀ ∴⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ﾟ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ *⠀ﾟ⠀⠀⠀★⠀⠀⠀ ｡･⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES 🔭 OMEGALUL 󠀀 󠀀
twitch chat
October 2021
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I sexually identify as a single Pringle

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty.
twitch chat
March 2015

I sexually Identify as

Professor Utonium

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September 2021

Type !sellout to receive your free brofist

twitchquotes: Kripparrian is giving away TWO BROFISTS during this week’s Hyper X giveaway! Type !sellout to receive your free brofist or some RAM or whatever. Remember to subscribe, follow and no copypasta focaccia lasagna
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

sellout

EU calls NA

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head HELLO NA? 📞 4Head EU HERE 📞 4Head ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? 📞 4Head
twitch chat
September 2020
LCS

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Please fulfill my dreams Kripp

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is Alnilamlol - I am a long time viewer and you never brofisted me when i subbed 1 year ago BibleThump - please fulfill my dreams kripp .. Please .. BibleThump
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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