[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Stop making fun of EU

twitchquotes: Stop making fun of EU, we are the second best wildcard this year and it took these players work and dedication to stand next for real teams from real regions. This is a step closer for EU to be recognized as the best wildcard region.

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October 2018

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ｈｕｎｔａｒｄｉｓｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ．ｕｎｄｅｒｔａｋｅｒｗａｓｐｌａｙｅｄｔｕｒｎｏｎｅ，ｂｕｔｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｌｉｖｅｓ．Ｅｖｅｎｇｒｅｅｔｉｎｇｓｔｒａｖｅｌｌｅｒａｎｄｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｅｃａｒｄｄｉｄｎｏｔｗｏｎｎｅｒｅｄ．Ａｓｉｎｇｌｅｔｅａｒｒｏｌｌｓｄｏｗｎｈｉｓｆａｃｅａｓｈｅｃｏｎｃｅｄｅｓ．ｔｉｍｅｔｏｃｒａｆｔｇａｈｚｉｌｌａ．

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December 2014

Kripp

It starts with a surge of adrenaline

twitchquotes: It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now it’s up to you to decide what to do with it.

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March 2019

GME stock and WSB vs short sellers

Let me tell you what happens tomorrow because it's even worse than what happened today. There they are, Melvin Capital. Furiously jerking their 2 inch boomer cocks to their GME short gainz. They are so close, edging themselves with "Oh yeah, the next Blockbuster" and "Yes baby, brick and mortar go bye-bye." They even sit in a circle sucking and jerking each other off, double fisting like they're skiing down Mt. Everest with cocks instead of poles. Out of nowhere, Ryan Cohen steps in with the most massive and vieniest schlong they've ever seen. He starts eating their lunch and muttering about Cheey for games and they can't do anything because their engorged penises are stuck in eachothers mouths and poop chutes. They attempt to ignorr him and try to keep jerking but they accidentally used hand sanitizer instead of lotion. BAM GME starts rising from the ashes and the retards of WSB are lighting the fires. We brought lighters that we borrowed from our wives boyfriend's and they weren't those shitty clear one. We have motherfucking Bics and torches. Melvin is crying and pleading but we are too retarded to understand coherent English. They see giant red dildos on their screens and their buttholes begin to pucker. They dump everything they have at us in an attempt to supress the price but again, we only understand broken english and emojis. We only understand basic visuals and colors. When we see green, we buy. When we see red, we take out another student loan or CC cash advance and we buy more. We are fucking unstoppable. GME skyrockets and they start scrambling to pull dicks out of random orifices, but it's too late. Bears R Fuk. After we are done splooging all over their faces, and becoming their wife's new boyfriends, we throw Melvin and BOA on the chopping block to be liquidated and disposed of. That's what happens tomorrow, and we are gonna turn that shit into a movie.

December 2020

WallStreetBets

Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager?

twitchquotes: Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager? And I'm referring to a Don Han'Cho'd, Blessed Champion'd Magma Rager, with a pre-nerfed Master of Disguise stealth, a Wee Spellstopper on one side, a Dire Wolf Alpha on the other side, an Ancestral Spirit, a Murloc racial tag, golden animations, a pre-nerf Blood Imp supporting it, with Windfury, Charge, Taunt and Divine Shield, Deathrattle: Replace your hero with the above-described Magma Rager?

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December 2016

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Stop making fun of EU

League of Legends

EU vs NA

Huntard is confused

It starts with a surge of adrenaline

GME stock and WSB vs short sellers

WallStreetBets

Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager?

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