[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade (Portal)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

May 2021

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

twitchquotes: haHAA

BAN

ONE

YEAR

OLD

AND

YOU

GET

THE

WHOLE

9GAG

twitch chat

December 2018

Ban X Get The Whole Y

the earth is actually a dome

the reality is that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. just like the flat earth debate, the truth is in the middle. the earth is not round nor purely flat; it is a dome

October 2021

Kermit the frog caused 9/11

Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.

February 2021

Is there an anime character stronger than Twilight Sparkle?

twitchquotes: Is there an anime character stronger than Twilight Sparkle? And I'm referring to supercharged Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle with Princess Celestia's guidance, full understanding of the Power of Friendship, control of The Elements of Harmony and Spike, equipped with her royal tiara, the Castle of Friendship, and the Rainbow Friendship Kingdom, as well as her Rainbow Sheen and Rainbow Power, with the magic of all the Alicorns implanted in her chest to give her full control of magic?

twitch chat

October 2019

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade (Portal)

Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag

Ban X Get The Whole Y

the earth is actually a dome

Kermit the frog caused 9/11

Is there an anime character stronger than Twilight Sparkle?

Confirm Subscription