[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

twitchquotes: ＭｙｍｏｍｊｕｓｔｗａｌｋｅｄｉｎｔｏｍｙｒｏｏｍａｎｄａｓｋｅｄｗｈｙＩｗａｓｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇａｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔａｒｙｏｎＨｉｔｌｅｒｓｔｏｐｏｆｆｉｃｅｒｓ．Ｉｔｏｌｄｈｅｒ "Ｎｏｍｏｍｉｔ＇ｓｊｕｓｔｔｗｉｔｃｈｃｈａｔｍｏｄｓ" ＳｈｅｃａｌｌｅｄｍｅａＪｅｗｈａｔｅｒａｎｄｂｕｒｎｅｄａＳｗａｓｔｉｋａｉｎｔｏｍｙｆｏｒｅｈｅａｄ．

twitch chat

August 2014

Trump

Saddam Hussein hiding spot

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ascii art

July 2021

Imqtpie losing his farmer's license for poor cs

twitchquotes: Hey, qtPie this is the NSA (National Service of Agriculture). If you do not start getting some cs soon, we will have to revoke your farmer license

twitch chat

August 2014

imaqtpie

Are you really shitting on Pokémon Unite bro?

Are you really shitting on Pokémon Unite bro? That’s pretty fucking cringe. This is a highly skilled game that requires teamwork. Communication. Hard work. Blood. Sweat. Tears. If your puny mind fails to see this game is all about skill then just go back to playing baby ass LoL you fucking pleb.

July 2021

Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway

twitchquotes: Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.

twitch chat

March 2019

OverwatchLeague

[Copypasta] Alien through telescope

Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

Saddam Hussein hiding spot

Imqtpie losing his farmer's license for poor cs

Are you really shitting on Pokémon Unite bro?

Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway

Overwatch

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