[Copypasta] You fool. The statement "It's opposite day" is paradoxical by nature.

You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.
September 2021
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As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

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SCANNING FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED

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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? πŸ’¦πŸ˜‰ 🧻Corona🀧 is CUMMINGπŸ’¦ for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being πŸ’‹NAUGHTYπŸ˜‰ πŸ™…β€β™€οΈSocial distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈquarenTEENπŸ”ž with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant πŸ’¦ and CUMπŸ‘… over so I can administerπŸ‘©β€βš•οΈ your treatmentπŸ˜‰ and injectπŸ’‰ you with the vaccineπŸ† We’ll spend the πŸ—lockdownπŸ”’ flattening the curveπŸ“‰ and FATTENING DEM’ πŸ‘πŸΏ CURVES πŸ‘ Get ready for 14 days of πŸ’―THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this βœ‰οΈ to covid-19 of your sloppiest πŸ’¦πŸ’¦SYMPTOMATICπŸ€’ SLUTS🀫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan batπŸ¦‡ bitch πŸ‘Ž If you get 10 back, you’re a πŸ˜‰hornyπŸ’„healthyπŸ’ͺhoe😘 If you get all 19 backπŸ‘ your assπŸ‘ is the ANTIDOTEπŸ’Š and it’s in high demand πŸ‘¬πŸΏ
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September 2018

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