[Copypasta] as a person who has lots of sex all the time

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
September 2021
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FeelsRainMan

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ปโ ฟโฃฟโก‡โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโก™โ ฟโฃฟ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ –โ €โฃ€โกˆโขญโฃ‰โ ฉโฃญโฃ‰โฃโ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃŒ โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโ ™โข‹โฃดโ žโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกŒโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก‰โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃทโฃฆโก™โขฟโ ŸโฃกโฃพโฃถโกŒโฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‰โ ปโขฟโฃฟโกŒโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃ™โ ฟโฃฟ โขฟโฃฟโ Ÿโฃกโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃโ ปโ ŒโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃ›โฃ›โฃญโฃญโฃฅโฃŒ โกถโข€โฃพโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโข€โกฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ €โขดโฃถโฃฌโฃฌโฃˆโฃตโฃพโฃฆโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฅโฃฅโฃถโ –โ €โ €โ คโ ‚โ €โ ’โ  โขฅโก โ คโ คโข„โกˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขฟโกฟโขซโ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ฆโ ‚โ ‰โ ‰โ ตโ „โ คโ €โ โ ’โ Œโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟ โก†โ โ €โ €โ €โ ›โ ‹โ คโฃถโ †โ ‚โ โ ปโขทโฃพโกโ ‘โ €โขนโกทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ โ ’โก’โ –โ ‚โ โ €โฃ€โก€โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโก™โขฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขทโฃโฃ’โฃถโ ฆโ คโฃคโฃคโฃคโกคโ คโ คโขถโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ คโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃ‡โ €โ  โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขดโฃพโก‡โ €โ €โ €โข›โข›โฃฟโก‰โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ฟโ ทโ ฆโ ˆโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ คโ €โ ˜โก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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September 2020

Pepe

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
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February 2018
MOONMOON

Jared we need to talk, are you boosted?

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April 2016
imaqtpie

Boosted Animal Jared

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The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

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