God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
(â̿Ě̯ââŹâ´âŹâ´ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Flareon is better than Vaporeon for human companionship
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
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i play fortnite everyday, all day
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i play fortnite everyday, all day. without it, i wouldnât be who i am today. fortnite is by far the best game ever in existence. if you donât play it, then your obviously some broke, stupid piece of shit who doesnât have a life. i am level 100 and have bought all the skins available at the moment. stop making fun of fortnite you assholes. i bet that you donât even have a good skin or pickaxe you sad little cunt. you need to step your game the fuck up or else ill block you on every social media app my parents will allow me to have.
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Fortnite
Gotta hit up the bathroom V2
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"Give me a second guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom". He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a blank stare. As Dex yips, Kripp stands up out of his chair, saying "This game is ok." at a medium volume. Rania continues streaming, and Kripp walks past her on the way to the bathroom. After taking a few breaths, Kripp walks back to his desk, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoâs mom
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoâs mom. I noticed you havenât been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnât make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weâre never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donât you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Hearthstone
Alright, ocean mage, I guess
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âAlright, ocean mage, I guessâ âHavenât picked moist magician in a while, letâs go wet wizard âhydro conjuror isnât that good, but alrightâ
âAlright, ocean mage, I guessâ âHavenât picked moist magician in a while, letâs go wet wizard âhydro conjuror isnât that good, but alrightâ
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