[Copypasta] I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
August 2021
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Mario poops mods

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January 2017

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Classic

Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค sแดœแด˜แด‡ส€ แด…แดษดษข to the rescue
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January 2015
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I hate esam and want to suplex him

twitchquotes: Esam put Ken as a low tier. Listen you bald normie, just because he takes brain power to play efficiently unlike your Braindead main Pikachu doesn't mean he's bad. I actually hate esam and I want to suplex him.
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April 2019
pgESAM

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Which one of you got reddit to send me this

Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit "Hi there, A concerned redditor reached out to us about you. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options."
December 2020

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Brofist

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ Hey Kripp, here's a "brofist" for you. ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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November 2014
Kripp
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