[Copypasta] I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
August 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Colossal amount of educational content

twitchquotes: What is this painful experience youโ€™re inflicting upon us, Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana? I personally am not attending to this League of Legends stream to be witness to this truly horrendous game known as the ยซDark Dungeons". I came for magnificent memes, incredibly pleasurable Skyrim questing, and exciting League of Legends games with a colossal amount of educational content.
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April 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Sorry, I dropped my chess set

twitchquotes: โ™— โ™˜ โ™Ÿ โ™› โ™• โ™œ โ™ โ™ž โ™Ÿโ™™โ™— โ™˜ โ™Ÿ โ™› โ™• โ™œ โ™ โ™ž Sorry, I've dropped my chess set โ™— โ™˜ โ™Ÿ โ™› โ™• โ™œ โ™ โ™ž โ™Ÿโ™™โ™— โ™˜ โ™Ÿ โ™› โ™• โ™œ โ™ โ™ž โ™Ÿโ™™โ™— โ™˜ โ™Ÿ โ™› โ™• โ™œ โ™ž โ™Ÿโ™› โ™™โ™— โ™˜
twitch chat
September 2014
imaqtpie

Troll face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
November 2014

Classic

Nut

โฃคโฃคโก€โ €โฃคโฃคโกคโข โฃคโฃคโก€โฃ โฃคโก„โฃ โฃคโฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโ €โ €โ € โ ˜โฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โกŸโ โขนโฃฏโ €โ ปโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โก‡โ ˜โขฟโฃคโฃฟโ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃ โฃงโ €โ ˆโขปโฃฟโ €โ €โขฟโฃงโก€โฃ โกฟโ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ™โ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €
ascii art
January 2021

Lea moans over Reynad's powerful Hearthstone thighs

twitchquotes: Lแด‡แด€ ษชs แดแดแด€ษดษชษดษข แดกษชแด›สœ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส แด›สœส€แดœsแด› า“ส€แดแด สแดแดœส€ แด˜แดแดกแด‡ส€า“แดœสŸ สœแด‡แด€ส€แด›สœsแด›แดษดแด‡ แด›สœษชษขสœs แด€ษดแด… 8.5 ษชษดแด„สœ (า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ ส™แด€sแด‡) แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€. Sสœแด‡ sแด„ส€แด‡แด€แดs แดกสœแด‡ษด สแดแดœ ส€แดสŸสŸ สœแด‡ส€ แดแด แด‡ส€ แด€ษดแด… แด›แดแด˜ แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ สœแด‡ส€. Hแด‡ส€ แดแดษชsแด› แด›แดแดแด€แด›แด sแด€แดœแด„แด‡ ษขแดœsสœแด‡s แด€สŸสŸ แดแด แด‡ส€ สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษชs แด€s sสœแด‡ ส€แดœษดs สœแด‡ส€ า“ษชษดษขแด‡ส€ษดแด€ษชสŸs แด…แดแดกษด สแดแดœส€ ษดแด€แด‹แด‡แด…, สœแด€ษชส€สŸแด‡ss, ส™แดส-สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด„สœแด‡sแด›. PสŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ ษดแด แด„แดแด˜ส แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด.
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March 2014
Reynad
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