[Copypasta] I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
August 2021
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TIFU: By slapping my wifeโ€™s ass

TIFU: By slapping my wifeโ€™s ass Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking. This is where things got weird. As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with โ€œyes daddy, spank me harder!โ€ (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with โ€œwhatโ€™s wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?โ€ I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donโ€™t think I can ever have sex again. TL;DR slapped my wifeโ€™s ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donโ€™t know if I can ever have sex again
July 2022

Airport wifi password

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO TSM? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head TL HERE ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head waiting for fly quest
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Shrug

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ ดโ ’โ ’โ ฒโ คโ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขšโฃ‚โก€โ ˆโ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŽโกดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŽโ โขŸโก‡โ €โ ˆโขฃโฃ โ žโ ‰โ ‰โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โกฏโ —โฃšโฃ‰โฃ“โก„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโข โขžโ ‰โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ “โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โขนโฃ โ •โ ˜โขงโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ˜โ ฎโ ”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ €โขณโ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ “โ ฆโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โขฆโ คโ คโ –โ ‹โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โขนโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ ˆโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โขฑโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โข†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โ €โ €โ ธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ ณโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขโ ‰โขณโก€โ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ คโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขขโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ โ € โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกžโ “โ ‰โ โ €โขณโ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ™โ ฆโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โฃฐโ —โ ’โฃšโ €โข€โกคโ šโ ‰โขณโ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโกงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโ ตโกพโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โกโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโฃ€โฃณโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ “โ ฒโ คโ คโ คโ ดโ šโ โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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July 2022

15 camels

twitchquotes: Hey Forsen, this Ali Muhammed from ISIS camp in Syria. Because you played that Skrillex song defiling our god we will now bomb your home unless you pay us 15 camels.
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Forsen

Yee

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