[Copypasta] The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
August 2021
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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ”โ Šโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โขฆโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ –โ โข€โฃพโฃ†โกฐโ ถโกทโ ถโฃ€โฃพโฃ„โ „โ ˆโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โก„โ „โ  โขคโฃคโ ”โ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขงโฃคโขฃโฃคโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ฃโขคโก โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˜โ ฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโกŸโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ปโกŸโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ž โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โขขโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก โ Šโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ขโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโกถโขถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ†โข’โฃคโฃคโ „โข โ คโ คโ šโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŽโขปโฃฟโ โก€โฃฟโกŽโฃฟโฃฟโฃ€โฃƒโ งโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃ โฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกนโกผโขฟโฃ โ ตโ ฟโฃ‘โขฟโฃŸโฃ›โ คโฃฉโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขโกœโกปโฃทโกฝโฃฟโฃทโฃญโฃฟโฃฎโฃฝโฃฏโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃพโกฟโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŒโขทโฃ™โ พโ ฏโฃ’โกฟโ ญโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ›โ ญโ ญโ Ÿโขฃโ Œโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโฃŸโ ทโฃฆโฃคโฃโฃ›โ ฒโ ถโ ถโ ’โข‚โฃ€โ  โ „โ โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโกทโ ถโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ตโ ถโ ’โ ‹โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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