Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Timmy Nook from Animal Crossing so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Nookβs Cranny I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Timmy Nook. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Timmy Nookβs tight tanuki asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/tanuki babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a raccoon I found in the trash. I'd dressed him in my dadβs Hawaiian shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Timmy Nook again.
I used to be a real ad
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Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus
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bα½ αα¬αͺα α₯ααΆ αhα₯s mα¬ssαͺαΆα¬ α½αΎu αͺαα¬ ααΎα³ α₯αfα¬ααα¬α α³α₯αh αhα¬ α αͺαα¦ α’αͺsααͺ αα₯αus. ααΎ αΆα¬α αα₯α αΎf αhα¬ α αͺαα¦ α’αͺsααͺ αα₯αus, α½αΎu musα α’αͺss α₯α αΎα ααΎ αhα¬ αhαͺT γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ I'm cured!!
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Kripp
Everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked
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Diablo. PoE. WoW. GW2. Long ago,the four games lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked. Only Kripp, master of no life gaming, could stop them, but when the world needed him the most, he played 
stone.
stone.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Watch out I'm driving (Truck)
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WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING
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β(@)βββββββ(@)(@)βββββββββββββ(@)β
WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING
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Classic
WE DIDIN'T START THE KAPPA
twitchquotes:
γ½ΰΌΌβΏβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ WE DIDIN'T START THE KAPPA γ½ΰΌΌβΏβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ IT WAS ALREADY SPREADING THE MOMENT WE GOT HERE γ½ΰΌΌβΏβΩΝβΰΌ½οΎ
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Forsen
Mindless spam
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Mindless spam.Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. Is mindless spam therefore precooked meat products with the brain left out? Or maybe it's the repetitive commenting withought the use of any cerebral capacity? YOU be the judge
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