Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Timmy Nook from Animal Crossing so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Nookโs Cranny I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Timmy Nook. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Timmy Nookโs tight tanuki asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/tanuki babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a raccoon I found in the trash. I'd dressed him in my dadโs Hawaiian shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Nintendo Switch. I might not ever get to see Timmy Nook again.
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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now 
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Obey the call of Kripp'Thuzad
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เผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝ Minions, (เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธ servants, <:::::[]=ยคเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ soldiers of the cold dark, obey the call of ( อกสโญอสโฎอกส) Kripp'Thuzad ( อกสโญอสโฎอกส)!!!
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Not your typical 12 year old ;)
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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old. 
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐
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