So my dad is a raging homophobe. When I was 7 yrs old he nearly beat me to death for sleeping in the same bed as my friend in Minecraft. He overheard me listening to this song and burst into my room. I braced for impact, fearing the worst. Instead he remained silent and I saw this strange look in his eyes that I'd never seen before.
He just divorced my mom and told us he is moving to Puerto Rico with his longtime partner Antonio Banderas and he's not coming back. Thank you We The Sus Music!
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The year is 1945. âDennis,â Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. âGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.â A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked âTop Deck.â Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. âWe will see who says "Salt" now,â he saysâŚ.
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Iâm a simple guy
Iâm a simple guy. I donât know about all these fancy âfinancial instrumentsâ or âmarket dynamicsâ or âwhere the clit is.â
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you will never be on my intellectual level
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listen until you guys have read fichte, kant, schelling, hegel, goethe, novalis and hamann in the original german, you will never be on my intellectual level, you are plebs who are addicted to reddit and think rick and morty is a deep show, your children will be dysgenic losers and mine will be serious winners and well-educated, they'll probably smack the glasses off your children for fun and then go read homer in the original greek.
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Why isn't NA in Worlds?
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Hey guys Iâm new here. But isnât this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itâs really unfair that there arenât any NA teams, why isnât such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?
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