So my dad is a raging homophobe. When I was 7 yrs old he nearly beat me to death for sleeping in the same bed as my friend in Minecraft. He overheard me listening to this song and burst into my room. I braced for impact, fearing the worst. Instead he remained silent and I saw this strange look in his eyes that I'd never seen before.
He just divorced my mom and told us he is moving to Puerto Rico with his longtime partner Antonio Banderas and he's not coming back. Thank you We The Sus Music!
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Goldshire Footman is one of my favorite cards
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Goldshire Footman quickly became one of my favorite cards. He might not be the strongest minion in the game, but he protects me without hesitation against large minions and the way he says "Ready for battle" always fills me with confidence 
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Hearthstone
LS aka "Lost Sight"
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LS aka "Lost Sight" is a blind LCK coach, commentator and streamer who has achieved Korean masters using echolocation through clicking and poker chips. He enjoys streaming in low light environments to reduce the light energy transfer which interferes with his methods.
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League of Legends
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Le Boobhead has arrived
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CSGO becoming Russian
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As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing Π»ΡΡΡΠ΅ and better. I stopped making silly ΠΎΡΠΈΠ±ΠΊΠΈ and Ρ got vastly better at not ΡΠΌΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡΠΈΠΉ to the enemy ΠΈΠ³ΡΠΎΠΊΠΈ. For the Π½Π°ΠΈΠ±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ part, everyone I've met was helpful and Ρ
ΠΎΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΉ, there Π΅ΡΡΡ the ΠΈΠ½ΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠΊ however. As Π― ΠΏΠΎ-ΠΏΡΠ΅ΠΆΠ½Π΅ΠΌΡ play csgo Π²ΡΠ΅ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅ ΠΈ Π±ΠΎΠ»Π΅Π΅, Π― ΡΠ²Π΅ΡΠ΅Π½, ΡΡΠΎ Ρ Π±ΡΠ΄Ρ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΡ. Π― ΡΠ΅ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΄ΡΡ ΡΡΡ ΠΈΠ³ΡΡ Π΄Π»Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅Ρ
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