So my dad is a raging homophobe. When I was 7 yrs old he nearly beat me to death for sleeping in the same bed as my friend in Minecraft. He overheard me listening to this song and burst into my room. I braced for impact, fearing the worst. Instead he remained silent and I saw this strange look in his eyes that I'd never seen before.
He just divorced my mom and told us he is moving to Puerto Rico with his longtime partner Antonio Banderas and he's not coming back. Thank you We The Sus Music!
I used to be a real ad
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Don't you guys feel any embarrasment?
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Don't you guys feel any embarrasment? Spamming chat all day, using emotes for everything, 
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that. You type the same copypasta, each one more absurd than the last one, over and over and over, like children. You people make me sick.
this, that. You type the same copypasta, each one more absurd than the last one, over and over and over, like children. You people make me sick.
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I hate Twitch Chat
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1 v 1 me on RUST!
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Listen here, you scrublords: swiggety-swaggety-swoo is the bee's knees! Now if you disagree, I'll napalm your house m8! Get rekt! 1 v 1 me on RUST! Subscribe or I'll quick scope you non-blud. Puff puff puff 420 blaze--everyday!
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Kripp
Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding
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Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ÍĘͥ°)ââŠâŽ go *** yourself 
Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ÍĘͥ°)ââŠâŽ go *** yourself
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Kripp
NOW WE MUTINY!
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[âÄšĖ¯ā˛ ]⯠AND NOW WE MUTINY! ~~~~~~~[]=¤Ô
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