[Copypasta] PC vs console youtube comment

Says the poor brainless console peasant. No mods, no money to achieve high performance, no creativity to set up your own devices. Calling me pathetic lol, I actually work and gather money for Gaming PC whilst you console peasants probably beg to your parents for buying you a console. So tell me, have you been a good brat by doing house chores?
June 2021
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How do you do, fellow homosexuals?

Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
June 2019

Classic

Sneaky goes to town

twitchquotes: It was a hot and sultry night at the c9 gaming house. everyone was in bed except for meteos and sneaky. "we can't keep doing this, baby" says sneaky. "put that mouth to use, you dirty tramp" replies meteos. "LCS starts tmrw, and if you expect me to carry you again, i need to you to suck me to completion." sneaky grins sl*ttily, and goes to town
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January 2015
Sneaky

League of Legends

Vegeta

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โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–“โ”€โ–’โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–’โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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September 2021

Wife attack AITA?

I (46M) was having lunch (lasagna) with my side chick (42F) on a lovely day (23ยฐC) when all of a sudden my wife (44F) of 35 years barges in and starts attacking me (46M). Wtf (what the fuck) was she thinking I had been having sex with my side chick (42F) every other weekend it's not like I was doing this every day. She (44F) then starts attacking her (42F) and the wait staff (32M, 26M and 29M) have to intervene. Completely ruined my lunch. AITA?
December 2019

Am I The Asshole?

Pickpocket hot tip

twitchquotes: Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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January 2019

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