Says the poor brainless console peasant. No mods, no money to achieve high performance, no creativity to set up your own devices. Calling me pathetic lol, I actually work and gather money for Gaming PC whilst you console peasants probably beg to your parents for buying you a console. So tell me, have you been a good brat by doing house chores?
What happened to this ad? :(
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Things are looking up for me (and down for you)
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I donāt need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, Iāll be in STPeachās chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iāve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iām a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
I donāt know if youāre new here, so Iāll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donāt want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iāll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donāt think I have to explain why you donāt want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youāll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
Viewbot #420
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(Viewbot #420) 
Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.
Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.
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Among Us pick up lines
Thankful to have you as a crewmateā¦ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iām the imposter and Iād love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iād love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayā¦ because Iād love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardā¦. but Iāve got something harder.
Iām jealous of your hatā¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iād love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youāre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youāre the imposter, Iād love to be the ventā¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskā¦ Because Iād have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iāve got a big bone sticking out nowā¦
Among Us / Amogus
Boring to watch, boring to play, it's Brawl Day
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BORING TO WATCH BORING TO PLAY GRAB YOUR PILLOWS ITS BRAWL DAY
BORING TO WATCH BORING TO PLAY GRAB YOUR PILLOWS ITS BRAWL DAY
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Kripp