I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
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Forgive English, I am Russia
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ HOES!!! Today is ๐๐Easter!! You know what that means๐ค๐ค๐ค??? Itโs time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK ๐ซ๐ฆ then itโs time for โช๏ธchurchโช๏ธ!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK๐๐๐๐ because jesus is CUMMING๐ฉ๐๐๐ฆ back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Then itโs time for the egg hunt ๐ต๐ต๐ต!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE๐๐ฉ CRACK ๐ซ๐ and CREVICE ๐ค๐๐ for the GRAND PRIZE ๐ค๐ getting that ๐ต๐ธ๐บPASTEL PUSSY๐๐ฃ๐ฎ RODE ๐๐๐ into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ HOES๐๐ซ๐๐ฆ. If u get 5๏ธโฃ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get ๐ back ur a LOADED ๐๐
๐๐ป๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ EASTER BASKET. If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED ๐ฑ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆIN UR RABBIT ๐ฐ๐๐ฐHOLE TONIGHT!!!!
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Do you have what it takes to be a Memester?
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Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Masturbation on a plane should be socially acceptable
Dennis in a time machine
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The year is 1945. โDennis,โ Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. โGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.โ A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked โTop Deck.โ Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. โWe will see who says "Salt" now,โ he saysโฆ.
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