I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this.
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Overwatch
Albert Einsteinerino
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hello kripp, my name is Albert Einsteinerino, and I've been a huge fan of yours. You've inspired me to quit my physics degree and pursue my dream of playing video games all day asking for donations from people. Thank you for motivating me to go after my dream
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Kripp
Female racist
wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! 
_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
People Who Fake Disorders Be Like
Red is the color of blood and thatโs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloโฆ this is Dream ๐พ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay๐ฅ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it ๐คช๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
*switches back to Zay๐ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐ but you didnโt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐
Airport wifi password
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HELLO TSM? ๐ TL HERE ๐ AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" ๐ waiting for fly quest
HELLO TSM? ๐ TL HERE ๐ AIRPORT WIFI PASSWORD IS "123456789" ๐ waiting for fly quest
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Riot Games