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[Copypasta]Do NOT meet Robert Downey Jr. in real life!
I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
๐จ๐จCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐จ๐จ JOHN XINA ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐คฏ ๐คญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐๐๐จ๐ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐ AND THOSE 3๏ธโฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ
๐จ๐จCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐จ๐จ JOHN XINA ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐คฏ ๐คญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐๐๐จ๐ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐ AND THOSE 3๏ธโฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ
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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ