[Copypasta] Do NOT meet Robert Downey Jr. in real life!

I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
June 2021
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TO BATTLE

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To protect the world from ad-vestation

twitchquotes: To protect the world from ad-vestation. TableHere To unite all adblockers within our nation. TableHere Jesse TableHere James TableHere Meowth's the name TableHere Team AdBlock blasts off at the speed of light! TableHere Surrender your revenue now or prepare to fight! TableHere
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September 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Got my cans of spam for quarantine

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March 2020

Coronavirus

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Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
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April 2020

Squidward

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