I met him in real life and told him how much of a fan I was. He kept on saying rude things to me such as "Who are you", "How did you get in my house" and "I'm calling the police." Celebrities, PLEASE respect your fans!
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This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat
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THIS NEW SPAM IS TOO SPICY FOR THIS CASUAL CHAT DONT YOU DARE COPY IT
THIS NEW SPAM IS TOO SPICY FOR THIS CASUAL CHAT DONT YOU DARE COPY IT
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