My 12 year old little sister called my older sister it yesterday. And my mom heard and asked what it meant. Little sister said itโs something cute to call someone as a cover up. Now my mom calls us sussy bakas. Someone kill me.
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Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?
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So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.
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MOONMOON
Overwatch
Welcome to the Pleb Club
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เผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝ Welcome to the Pleb Club. Here's your VIP ticket for being a Pleb: ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ เผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝ
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imaqtpie
plebs vs subs
Kripp forgot about shredder placement
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Pupparrian scampers excitedly as Kripp carries the new bird cage. "Here you go, Birdarrian," says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparian's joyful romping caused kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. "Oh no," gasps Kripp, "I forgot about shredder placement!"
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Tit flanders
Masturbation Notice from school
MASTURBATION NOTICE
It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy
The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties
The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this
Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities
Thank you for your cooperation