[Copypasta] If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself. There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself. If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
May 2021
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Sonic Inflation

Today I learned that in 2003 the fast food company โ€œSonicโ€ began printing out their own money to pay their workers. This led to a huge inflation in the economy and was one of the leading factors of the 2008-2009 recession. Would highly recommend looking up Sonic Inflation on google if you want to learn more.
April 2021

Mimikyu

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โขธโ ›โ ‰โขนโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ „โ  โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โก˜โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ –โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โขกโ „โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ žโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โขƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ —โ šโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โข€โก”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃถโฃ„โ ฒโกŽโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ƒโ €โ €โข โฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ ˜โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โก†โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ‰โฃดโฃ†โขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โขฐโกงโฃ‰โก‰โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃฟโกทโข โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขปโ ˜โ ƒโ ˆโ ปโขฆโ žโ ‹โ ™โ บโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โขกโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโข„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โขฒโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกžโ โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ €โฃถโ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฆโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โกฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ฐโฃฎโฃ‰โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโก‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ปโ ฅโ คโขคโฃถโข„โ €โข€โฃ โฃ„โ €โ €โข โฃถโฃคโฃ„โ ˆโ ‘โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ โ ˆโ ‹โ โ  โ โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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November 2020

Pokemon

Hearthstone cardback

โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
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July 2015

Hearthstone

Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc? I thought not. It's not a story the OWL casters would tell you. It's a tank legend. xQc was a tank main, so powerful and so wise he could use his shield to influence the DPS to do their jobs.. He had such a knowledge of the shields that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The tank mains of the game is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned for toxicity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to blizzard in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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May 2019
xQcOW

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Overwatch

React Andys constantly pausing the YouTube video

twitchquotes: Streamer the thing is, im just gonna be honest, i really dont care what u have to say, ur words mean nothing to me. But this video...this video means everything to me. And u keep pausing to speak, this feels like a personal attack. Please resume the video and shut the fuck up.
twitch chat
April 2021
Mizkif
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