[Copypasta] If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself. There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself. If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
May 2021
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It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gamer house

twitchquotes: It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary โ€œSneakyโ€ Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William โ€œMeteosโ€ Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. โ€œI got the meat right here for you baby.โ€ Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneakyโ€™s lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
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Kripp is MY MAN

twitchquotes: ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ผง๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹ ๏ผข๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ผŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ผญ๏ผน ๏ผญ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ
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Copyright Infringement from using Copy Pastas

twitchquotes: Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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