twitchquotes:
(ʘᗩʘ') Dude, your donger is showing (ʘᗩʘ')
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Grand Dragon Jebodiah Pasterino
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp, this is the Grand Dragon of the KKK, Jebodiah Pasterino. I see you're wearing one of our signature white hoods. We at the KKK do not associate with casuals such as yourself. Please remove the hood or we will take legal action.
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Kripp
When Kripp plays Reno warrior...
twitchquotes:
Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
EU hearthstone expansion delayed
twitchquotes:
I am from EU my breath smells like poo Expansion delayed And the server's down too
I am from EU my breath smells like poo Expansion delayed And the server's down too
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Kripp
Hearthstone
EU vs NA
Kripp's lettuce points
twitchquotes:
The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Tanner from High School
This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:
☑ “This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!” ☑ “My Rania can't win against a hot blonde like that” ☑ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" ☑ "She had the perfect cameltoe" ☑ “There was nothing I couldn't do to her” ☑ “I ate her perfectly” ☑ “What a slut”
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Kripp